I sneak up on padmedog until I'm close enough. I shove my hand into his mouth and rip out his jaw and proceed to thrust my other arm down his throat. I grab his stomach from the inside and pull it out of his gaping mouth-hole. I then hang him on a rusty cross by striking a nail through his ankle. I douse the ensemble in gasoline and set it on fire.
Gains: Weird looks from the Blockland Forums
Loses: a rusty cross, some gasoline, and a match.