my snake has cracks in it.

[Isaac Fox]

Try ripping off everything that looks like dead skin, so it won't look like a crack anymore.

Slowly.

That's because you been masturbating with a tuna jar.

I'm guessing it's because of rubbing the tip of his snake way too hard.

[Ad Bot]

[Thar]

if you chew up orange slices then spit them out in a bowl, then put milk in it, you get a solution that will heal most things. Take the solution and dip your snake in it, let it soak for a minute and twenty three seconds. That should get rid of what youre talking about. Worked for me

[Isaac Fox]

if you chew up orange slices then spit them out in a bowl, then put milk in it, you get a solution that will heal most things. Take the solution and dip your snake in it, let it soak for a minute and twenty three seconds. That should get rid of what youre talking about. Worked for me

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Planr]

my snake is badly bent to the side whenever i get an erection because i've always fapped with my right hand. how would i fix that? i guess this is the thread for snake problems now :\

[Bisjac]

well if you are gonna dry wank it, at least rub your love gravy around it afterward for moisturizer.

guys gotta learn how to care for your little guys

[Flamecannon]

im sorry for your loss my friend however have you heard of a motivational song called detachable snake?

[Mr Man]

I heard this can be resolved by putting a toothpick in your urethra waiting 5 minutes.

Can't you get infected from that?

[Squideey]

Smash it with a mallet to get the prize inside.

[Flamecannon]

that sounds like a researcho

[e-maxx]

my snake is badly bent to the side whenever i get an erection because i've always fapped with my right hand. how would i fix that? i guess this is the thread for snake problems now :\

um
um
uh
what

[cowman]

rock hard baby.

[Blocko 3D]

Um.

[brickybob]

EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME!

Damn OP, if you're going to try and go for attention at least make it more subtle.

[*FacePalm*]

that's cool

[funinabox]

EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME!

Damn OP, if you're going to try and go for attention at least make it more subtle.

what if
he isnt attention whoring
and
he actually wants us to help