Author Topic: Drank 4 cans of Mountain Dew Dark Berry, now have diarrhea.  (Read 1485 times)



Just don't do that again.

you sperm count will now be lower


you sperm count will now be lower

Hey guys guess what


that's goddamn false

Hey guys guess what


that's goddamn false
i tested it. It works.




Step 1 Drink a full case of Mnt Dew or maybe like 2.
Step 2 Wait a week or 2
Step 3 check the size
Step 4 Stop drinking it and in the next weeks check the size again.


Step 1 Drink a full case of Mnt Dew or maybe like 2.
Step 2 Wait a week or 2
Step 3 check the size
Step 4 Stop drinking it and in the next weeks check the size again.
Size of what?  My ding dong?

put it in a bag, paperbag, light it throw it on someones porch.

Oh god Mountain Dew is pretty loving nasty. I used to drink that all the time when I played Cod, then that game broke and I feel much better :P

Canada Dry ftw