Annoying Things Parents Say

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

I'll start:
Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?"
Me: "Yes"
Mom: "OK now go to sleep"
(5 minutes later)
Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?"



"Your room is like a pigsty"
Actually: A few toys left by my brother



*I sit on the computer for 2 hours
Dad: "How long were you on the computer?"
Me: "2 hours?"
Dad: "NOOOOO! You were on for a long time! Go outside!"
(Outside 100 F)

Do your parents do the same?

[Ad Bot]

[BanishedLetters]

Me:"Why cant I do X?"

Mom:"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

[Sami2ss]

"Stop! No, ow that hurts! STOP HURTING ME! NO! NO NO NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA"

[Poleutrough]

>playing really exciting game, almost at the end
>mom walks in
>"teeth, bed"
>seriously

[Sami2ss]

>playing really exciting game, almost at the end
>mom walks in
>"teeth, bed"
>seriously

yeah, go to bed, teeth.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

yeah, go to bed, teeth.

Lol

[Tetris]

"Stop! No, ow that hurts! STOP HURTING ME! NO! NO NO NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA"

[Poleutrough]

yeah, go to bed, teeth.

it's just a phase she likes to say

gosh ur dum

[The Corporation]

Me:"Why cant I do X?"

Mom:"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

Below picture applies to situation.

[Sami2ss]

it's just a phase she likes to say

gosh ur dum

i wasn't aware "teeth, bed" was a phase.

 

[?]

"can i do x?"
"we'll see"
*5 years later*
"have you come to a decision about that thing i asked for 5 years ago"
"we'll see"

[KoopaScooper]

Below picture applies to situation.

funnyjunk no like hotlink

[The Corporation]

funnyjunk no like hotlink

well stuff.

[BanishedLetters]

Below picture applies to situation.

ftfy

[Wehrmacht]

go to bed
ok
seriously, go to bed
ok
go to bed now
ok
im going to bed
ok