Annoying Things Parents Say

[Poleutrough]

i wasn't aware "teeth, bed" was a phase.

 

gog damnit

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[Muddy Waters]

"I will stab you boi."

[slimabob]

go to bed
ok
seriously, go to bed
ok
go to bed now
ok
im going to bed
ok

This.

[Kumquat]

- Do you want to go get me a diet coke out of the fridge?

- *In room all the way across the house with head phones
"-name-!"
*cant hear that
"-NAME-!" x10
*walks out 15 minutes later
"Glad to see you out here now, your dinner is cold."
*:c

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Another Thing:

When you make a mistake on something, they tell all their friends about it.

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Do you want this light left on?"
"Yeah"

Then my mom turned the lights off


also a word of mom advice.

When you ask her a question and she answers with a "mm hmm", it means "forget off you boring prick" in mom language

and maybe always means no

[Clone v.117]

"put down that syringe"
"no you can't experiment with heroin"
"i don't care how much candy he offers you, dont get in the van"
"stop it hurts"
"gerlgerfg"

[LegendZ]

"Son, go look for X"
Few minutes pass.
"Ma, where is it?"
"Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."
About 20-30 minutes pass.
"Where is it? Why are you taking so long?!"
"You won't even tell me where it is!"
"It's just right there!" Commence pointing to some direction in the vaguest way possible.
I commence looking for it everywhere, finding it after 15 more minutes.
"There, wasn't that too hard to find?"

Jegus the things I go through in this household.

[Muddy Waters]

"Looks like someone took an arrow to the knee."
I bet, SOMEONES parents say that.  A lot.

[Frontrox]

"No, please! Put the gun down! What are you doing?! NO!"

God....I hate when they say that.

[LegendZ]

"No, please! Put the gun down! What are you doing?! NO!"

God....I hate when they say that.

What.
Rox what.
What kind of home do you live in.

[Katadeus]

My father restricted me to two hours on the screen today because yesterday I spent a lot of time on the computer. He didn't give any kind of warning, and I respect his decision, it's just that I'd like to have a way of avoiding it. I honestly don't ever remember how long I've been on or most restrictions he gives me.

[Cancel]

"Son, do your homework!"
but it's already finished! D:
"then go make your bag ready for school!!"
i finshed that 3 hours ago!
"then clean your room!!!!"
mom seriously?
"just do something!!!! asdfgh"

x10 on one day

[Clone v.117]

"Son, do your homework!"
but it's already finished! D:
"then go make your bag ready for school!!"
i finshed that 3 hours ago!
"then clean your room!!!!"
mom seriously?
"just do something!!!! asdfgh"

x10 on one day

"pack your bag"
"but i did that alred"
"fien then pack your bag"

[Måster Blåster]

Son, pack the computer away, we're going out.

Grrrrgh.

What will you do when you become a parent?