Annoying Things Parents Say

[BubbaGum]

"I love you"
"We love you"
"We care about you very much"

[Ad Bot]

[BanishedLetters]

"You need to be back home at 8:00"
"Ok call me when I should start heading home"
Mom calls 30 minutes past 8
"WHY ARE YOU NOT HOME YET?!"

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I don't know what my parents would say to me, they are both 3, i'm older then them.




your mind = blown

[Hiok1998]

"You need to be back home at 8:00"
"Ok call me when I should start heading home"
Mom calls 30 minutes past 8
"WHY ARE YOU NOT HOME YET?!"

That's mostly your fault. You knew you had to be back before 8

[Butler]

snake

[rambo1220]

"Do you feel like your going to Throw Up?"


This is always when i don't feel good.

[SpreadsPlague]

"don't turn the air conditioning down past 72 because you'll DRAIN TOO MUCH ENERGY"

forget off mom

[BassCrossMegaman1]

"son i care about yo-YOU'RE TOUCHING THE PLANT STOP TOUCHING IT YOURE GROUNDED FOR 1 WEEEkool kids klubA AKDPOADSFDS;FKASO;FKADS"
-mom.

"you've been playing that thing all day"
- 2 hours on pc.

[steve5451]

>in bed
"GET OFF THE COMPUTER IT'S TIME FOR BED"
"I am in bed!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME"
"I'M ONLY YELLING BECAUSE YOU'RE YELLING AT ME"
"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GROUNDED"
"WHAT'S NEW?!"

[Ghille]

>Everytime something gets broken on the home computer I get blamed for it
>Last time I was on the home computer was like a year ago

>Asking a computer question
>I tell them to do something
>They tell me Im wrong then do the same exact thing I told them to do
>"See I knew it anyway, I thought you knew alot about computers"

[Alteration]

"Mom, can I have some money to buy some smack so I can shoot up with the homeless people in the alley down by the strip club?"
"No"
"GOD DAMMIT MOM I loving HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING loving FUN"

^i have this conversation daily
makes me sad in the heart