Jetlok got a snaaAAAAAKE

[Jetlok]

jetlok got a snaaAAAAAKE
in case you didn't know haha so yeah
it's a ball python. they're called ball pythons because only the MANLIEST MEN with the BIGGEST BALLS can own them.
look at this monday.

aw stuff

WOWOAOHAOH

DAT MOTHAforgetER BIG AS HEEEEELL

he's not that big yet though, he's a baby, and is only aboot a foot long. but soon he will be the BIGGEST BALLSIEST PYTHON EVER
no pics yet because forget you there were pics up there.
also: no name!!!!!!! ya ya need help wit that
every post in this thread will now be: "name it after me"

gask in my blory ok ok discuss snakes and names and how big my balls are

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[Poleutrough]

make a video of it eating a kitten


instant fame

[steve5451]

im scered of snaks

[KadeBL_ID12958]

name it after me

[xxxxkill]

Name him Graniterichard McIronballs.

[HellHound]

Name him "longest richard ever1"

[plad101]

Snakes why'd it have to be snakes?

[BubbaGum]

That is the most adorable thing ever :O

[BanishedLetters]

Name him "Snake".

Trust me it's an amazing name.

[Jacob 123456789]

name it "snake eater"

[Cool Boi]

He's beautiful. I've got a bunch of snakes at home and they are just awesome. My suggestion is Monty.

[MrMcCakey]

it's a ball python. they're called ball pythons because only the MANLIEST MEN with the BIGGEST BALLS can own them.

am i special because i knew this?????????//

no but for those wondering, ball pythons have their name because they roll up into a ball when they're scared, i believe. don't take my word for it tho, it's been a while since i was taught about them.
call him bronson

[Ziyek]

He's beautiful. I've got a bunch of snakes at home and they are just awesome. My suggestion is Monty.

That's actually an awesome idea



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[Jetlok]

no but for those wondering, ball pythons have their name because they roll up into a ball when they're scared, i believe. don't take my word for it tho, it's been a while since i was taught about them.

shhhh

My suggestion is Monty.

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Name him Monty Python <your last name here>

what is the point of this
pretty sure everyone knows how names work

also all your names are POOP

[Jacob 123456789]

Monty Python Circus