Jetlok got a snaaAAAAAKE

[Insomniac]

All I have is a little gecko.

I am so jeelus!

[Ad Bot]

[MaroonCacti]

Call him Solid.
Solid, the Snake

[Dominator]

Name him Hentai. Japanese people will come to your house all the time for a tail-up-the-ass.

[John Freeman]

Call the snake "Mouse"
Then record it eating itself whole.

[Dominator]

Call the snake "Mouse"
Then record it eating itself whole.

You can't do that, snakes crash into themselves before they do that.

[Ceist]

name him Ceist. i wish i had a snake.

[Jetlok]

"they're called ball pythons because only the MANLIEST MEN with the BIGGEST BALLS can own them."

nope

When they are frightened they "ball up" or just scrunch together hoping not to get hurt.

ahem
mrmccakey or whoever already said that on the first page, and they were very nice about it, and they don't have woody as their avatar, so yeah suck on that

[SpreadsPlague]

name it solid

get it

ha

haha

[Camera]

Daww

[Flamecannon]

or solidus so raiden can kill it

[BanishedLetters]

Name him Hentai. Japanese people will come to your house all the time for a tail-up-the-ass.

Did you know Hentai can also translate to "pervert"?

Just an interesting fact for you.

[Doomonkey]

Call him chokey.

Or Pi.

[shyGriff]

snakes are cul

[Yosher]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

[Kira100000]

name it star fish