10 godlike things and you can only pick one. What would you pick?

[J MASTER]

I'd take the toilet.

Given that I already do my best thinking on the toilet, this would be an exponential increase; I could, with sufficient time spent pooping or simply relaxing on my toilet, make a great game.

For me it's not about the result it's merely about making it so the keyboard's a no-go. Also not about ABSOLUTE POWER LOL or immortality, just making a cool game for cool people that's reasonably fun but not perfect

Humblest guy ever

for you.

[Ad Bot]

[Jacob/Lee]

Asimov's rules.

laws*

[xxxxkill]

In fact, it doesn't actually define "re-incarnation" there
Do you just have a new body and you wake up in that, or do you actually get born, and if so, you retain all of your kowledge and then stuff would get really really weird.
I mean if you retain all of your knowledge you'd be sentient at birth, right?
That would be really weird.
Like
Really really weird.

Humblest guy ever

Does this seem ironic to anybody else.
No?
Alright.

laws*

Rules, laws, whatever.

[Kumquat]

ring.

[Night Fox]

In fact, it doesn't actually define "re-incarnation" there
Do you just have a new body and you wake up in that, or do you actually get born, and if so, you retain all of your kowledge and then stuff would get really really weird.
I mean if you retain all of your knowledge you'd be sentient at birth, right?

no
you would be sentient while still in the womb
you would remember, for the rest of your life, coming out of your new mother's vagina

[Sami2ss]

oh god
and what about if they circumsized you

OH GOD

[xxxxkill]

no
you would be sentient while still in the womb
you would remember, for the rest of your life, coming out of your new mother's vagina

You see, this is why I don't want this whole "re-incarnated with all memories and sentience" thing
Because I

would remember, for the rest of your life, coming out of your new mother's vagina

oh god
and what about if they circumsized you

OH GOD

BE A GIRL
PROBLEM SOLVED

[Lugnut]

In fact, it doesn't actually define "re-incarnation" there
Do you just have a new body and you wake up in that, or do you actually get born, and if so, you retain all of your kowledge and then stuff would get really really weird.
I mean if you retain all of your knowledge you'd be sentient at birth, right?
That would be really weird.
Like
Really really weird.

one more reason to exploit the keyboard.

Also the keyboard wouldn't give you infinite power since it only says it makes software - and no matter how well optimized it is it would still suffer from technological restraints, no matter how insightful it is the game will not teach you anything unless you are capable of learning it. Software is software and any effect it has on the outside world is only in terms of what you take away from it, and that is entirely up to you and nothing to do with the game.

You could easily have it create a piece of software that is so heavily optimized that it runs on any hardware configuration.

"a game that will teach me to become inception in real life in 30 seconds, so easy a caveman could do it - and it runs on anything!"

[Sami2ss]

You see, this is why I don't want this whole "re-incarnated with all memories and sentience" thing
Because I
BE A GIRL
PROBLEM SOLVED

but
then

vagina

and with vagina comes great responsibility bleeding

[Night Fox]

and with vagina comes great responsibility bleeding

unless you get vaccinated sterilized

[M]

Does this seem ironic to anybody else.
No?
Alright.

That was the joke

You could easily have it create a piece of software that is so heavily optimized that it runs on any hardware configuration.

Complex features require complex code, and there's only so far you can optimize before it ceases functioning. Saying you can optimize it to the point that it will run on any hardware is like saying that if it's optimized enough it will run backwards in time. And like I said, learning is up to you, not the software.

[xxxxkill]

but
then

vagina

and with vagina comes great responsibility bleeding

Yeah
Yeah it does

one more reason to exploit the keyboard.You could easily have it create a piece of software that is so heavily optimized that it runs on any hardware configuration.

"a game that will teach me to become inception in real life in 30 seconds, so easy a caveman could do it - and it runs on anything!"

"A game that will teach me to do anything I please so long as I can cross a small ravine one pixel wide and get to an endpoint at which point a text field will appear in which I am allowed to type anything I please and when I hit enter I am instantly taught how to do something and can make the required materials for doing that particular thing by crossing another pixel wide ravine."

[ghost_man]

Zelda

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I'll take the keyboard, make a game that makes me anything I type in at any time.
Boom, exploit.

[LegendZ]

Take pill.
Describe new self as "A being that exists outside of time and of space, has always, and will always, exist, is of infinite power, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent."
???
Profit!(No need to be born, you're already there)