10 godlike things and you can only pick one. What would you pick?

[Lugnut]

That was the joke
Complex features require complex code, and there's only so far you can optimize before it ceases functioning. Saying you can optimize it to the point that it will run on any hardware is like saying that if it's optimized enough it will run backwards in time.

hey, why not. if it's a requirement in the idea, the keyboard ought to be able to match the requirement. i see no where where it says the keyboard is incapable of certain things.

"A game that will teach me to do anything I please so long as I can cross a small ravine one pixel wide and get to an endpoint at which point a text field will appear in which I am allowed to type anything I please and when I hit enter I am instantly taught how to do something and can make the required materials for doing that particular thing by crossing another pixel wide ravine."

exactly. don't forget the running-on-all-hardware things.

I'll take the keyboard, make a game that makes me anything I type in at any time.
Boom, exploit.

as easy as an eval backdoor.

Take pill.
Describe new self as "A being that exists outside of time and of space, has always, and will always, exist, is of infinite power, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent."
???
Profit!(No need to be born, you're already there)

brilliant solution to that problem. now to bypass dying, and that would be a suitable alternative to the keyboard.

[Ad Bot]

[brickybob]

I just saw this on 4chan. 

[J MASTER]

Take pill.
Describe new self as "A being that exists outside of time and of space, has always, and will always, exist, is of infinite power, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent."
???
Profit!(No need to be born, you're already there)

Yay, finally a literal god.

[Darkness ZXW]

keyboard

game that lets me take all the godlike things instantly

(zelda x4)

[xxxxkill]

brilliant solution to that problem. now to bypass dying, and that would be a suitable alternative to the keyboard.

Hey, even better, a being like described, that cannot die, and can create bodies for it to inhabit and can create other things as well, with no limitations.

So basically, all you need is the pill, because then you can just create a body for yourself, then create all of the items in the OP.

Then go rob a bank
With a loving MECH.

[LegendZ]

brilliant solution to that problem. now to bypass dying, and that would be a suitable alternative to the keyboard.

Hey, even better, a being like described, that cannot die, and can create bodies for it to inhabit and can create other things as well, with no limitations.

So basically, all you need is the pill, because then you can just create a body for yourself, then create all of the items in the OP.

Then go rob a bank
With a loving MECH.

exists outside of time and of space, has always, and will always, exist,

With this, you, technically, already existed, so you won't have to die. At all.

Omnipotent. Omniscient. Omnipresent.
You know everything(like Port and Vege's kinky activities), can do everything(like the keyboard, except it affects reality), and are everywhere(Can't. Escape. The Miles.)

[M]

hey, why not. if it's a requirement in the idea, the keyboard ought to be able to match the requirement. i see no where where it says the keyboard is incapable of certain things.

It says the game will be put on the computer's hard drive ergo the game runs in constraints of said computer and the laws of the world in which said computer exists.

The game is not magic, it's just really good code. It is under the same constraints as other code, no matter how you look at it. (unless, say, you look at it from the perspective of someone who has no idea how computers actually work)


Also the pill explicitly states 'human body' ergo you cannot become a god

[Deceius]

Pill all day any day.

[Kevso]

Suit.

[Spectrum2]

keyboard hands down. create my own loving matrix.

[Lugnut]

you also need to die. i really don't want to die, so i would go with the keyboard and teach myself how to make the pill that doesn't require dying.

With this, you, technically, already existed, so you won't have to die. At all.

Omnipotent. Omniscient. Omnipresent.
You know everything(like Port and Vege's kinky activities), can do everything(like the keyboard, except it affects reality), and are everywhere(Can't. Escape. The Miles.)

ah, a time conundrum. interesting.

It says the game will be put on the computer's hard drive ergo the game runs in constraints of said computer and the laws of the world in which said computer exists.

The game is not magic, it's just really good code. It is under the same constraints as other code, no matter how you look at it. (unless, say, you look at it from the perspective of someone who has no idea how computers actually work)

well make a constrant that the file has to be only 5kilobytes big - the better to reach your target audience!
then make it really really good code that runs on anything. I'm not sure why this is such a big deal - the keyboard obeys whatever is included in the game idea.

i mean, i get where you're coming from, but the keyboard is capable of bypassing those restraints.

edit: op mentions the coding is 'inhumanly good'
theoretically, this could mean that it's beyond human capabilities, further supporting my argument.

[LegendZ]

It says the game will be put on the computer's hard drive ergo the game runs in constraints of said computer and the laws of the world in which said computer exists.

The game is not magic, it's just really good code. It is under the same constraints as other code, no matter how you look at it. (unless, say, you look at it from the perspective of someone who has no idea how computers actually work)


Also the pill explicitly states 'human body' ergo you cannot become a god

Also says "of your description."
So technically, you can become, per se, a 'god.'

You would be, by all definitions, human(can feel pain, needs to eat, sleep, drink, has emotional needs), but it never said you can't be omniscient, omnipotent, nor omnipresent. Mortality may be an issue, but you can extend your life to insane lengths anyway, and remain young forever, until the day you die. Problem solved.

Pill all the way.

[Mr.Noßody]

I can make so much money off of the Keyboard.

Massive games that rake it multi-million dollar profits take years to develop. With the keyboard, I can create an amazing game every year. Id be rich.

[Clone v.117]

At first I was all like, "pfft this is easy, get the ring, the rest is just either computer game stuff or not as good"
Then I saw the two girls.


forget my life I'm so confused.

[Night Fox]

brilliant solution to that problem. now to bypass dying, and that would be a suitable alternative to the keyboard.

omnipresent: always everywhere
there is no dying, because you're inevitably going to be everywhere for all of eternity