Portal 2 - Rattman Translated (my point of view)

[Clone trooper]

Translation:

Dead

Oh my

Terrifying

Get out

Space bot

Space

Jumping

Jumping

Ice

Yes

Coming for you

Aw man

Please god

help me

help

donkey

It has come

No more time

Creepy

Help

Private

To

Bad man

the ship

THAT IS THE END
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Test 02:

Stop please stop please

I dont see

Dont see dont see

scary song

scary

sing song

mr. johnson

the ship

johnson

Stick it in there

Trusted me

Never come

It has come

Mr. Johnson

Johnson

Johnson

This is not good

johnson

god

trusted it

Price has come

johnson

johnson

johnson

johnson

mr. johnson

Trusted you

you will pay

time

trusted me

Hard

come it

I dont

technology

hey help me

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What did you hear when you first heard this song?
Scary, the second one was translated better.

/discuss

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[Clone trooper]

With the clues, I will use Test 02 (most clear and better translation) to clarify the story.

The red will mean my answer.

Stop please stop please Stop what? Torture? This is most likely him being trapped in a cell or torture by GLaDOS.

I dont see One of the Rattman dens says, "I can see it, only with my eyes."

Dont see dont see A light? In the den, it says it is very bright. Opening to the outside world?

scary song Song is scary, duh!

scary GLaDOS is scary? Song is scary? GLaDOS Singing? Who knows.

sing song Sing this song, sing a song? If so, this song? What song?

mr. johnson The CEO of Aperture science.

the ship The Borealis, most likely. It was teleported long ago to Black Mesa's docks.

johnson Cave Johnson (CPO of Aperture Science)

Stick it in there Stick what in where? Working on GLaDOS? Portal Gun? A fourth Portal gun? Who knows!

Trusted me Who trusted him? Johnson, GLaDOS, Chell?

Never come Come to where? The outside world? Most likely the outside world due to Black Mesa and the Combine.

It has come What has come? The combine? Black Mesa and Aperture are in the same worlds, universes, dimensions.

Mr. Johnson The CEO of Aperture Science

Johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

Johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

This is not good What is not good? I suspect GLaDOS is up to no good now. She took down the facility, as you heard in-game

johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

god Is Doug Rattman seing something horrific? I still suspect GLaDOS to no good.

trusted it Trusted who, or what? I say people trusted Caroline, and then GLaDOS, but not GLaDOS anymore (Caroling is GLaDOS)

Price has come Price? What price? GLaDOS being awakened? Good grief I think this is horrific for his history.

johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

johnson Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science)

mr. johnson The CEO of Aperture science.

Trusted you Suspecting from the previous things, he trusted Johnson, until GLaDOS came.

you will pay Uhh...Suspecting Doug was now getting angry at Johnson.

time Time? A portal to one place to another doesnt take time, so...The portal device went crazy? I dont know.

trusted me Who again trusted him? Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS? Who, just who?!

Hard Speaking of hard, Portal is a hard game...And emotional at some times (addicted to it  )

come it I dont get it. Does he mean, Here it comes? Oh well, lets skip this one.

I dont Dont what? He must have been in a fight.

technology The world runs on technology, so does aperture.

hey help me Seems like he was near death or about to die or wounded...Who knows!

[blockguy123]

Mr. Johnson is not the CPO if apeture science, he is the CEO


you can also use the edit button

[Jetlok]

wat

[Unwritten Calender]

my theory is that Ratman is Chell's dad.

•Chell's name was on the "bring your child to work day potato project" thing
•Ratman used to work at Aperture Science
•Early on in the story of Portal 2, Glados says that there was another person with Chell's last name. Probably Ratman.
•Originally, Ratman escaped Aperture Science and he came back for Chell. Obviously you mean something to him (you're his daughter)

[TheArmyGuy]

Holy forget Calender that makes so much sense.

[bloody jumper]

my theory is that Ratman is Chell's dad.

•Chell's name was on the "bring your child to work day potato project" thing
•Ratman used to work at Aperture Science
•Early on in the story of Portal 2, Glados says that there was another person with Chell's last name. Probably Ratman.
•Originally, Ratman escaped Aperture Science and he came back for Chell. Obviously you mean something to him (you're his daughter)

I think that chell was the product of Johnson and Caroline. And that Rattman was the adoptive father of chell.
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFXDFfxgKy8&feature=related

[Regulith]

What did you hear when you first heard this song?

what are you even talking about

[John Freeman]

So i have been watching the portal conspiracy videos, and I noticed something.
This image was on the video. It was taken from a ratman comic.


Dont see it? take a closer look.

If you dont know what an H.E.V Charger is, its used for the HEV Suit, which is the suit gordon freeman wears.

[Unwritten Calender]

I think that chell was the product of Johnson and Caroline. And that Rattman was the adoptive father of chell.
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFXDFfxgKy8&feature=related

At 6:24..
Why would Chell call Johnson "Mr. Johnson" instead of dad?

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

In the theory, Johnson is Chell's Biological dad, but Chell doesn't know, since she been adopted by Ratman when she was born.

[Unwritten Calender]

In the theory, Johnson is Chell's Biological dad, but Chell doesn't know, since she been adopted by Ratman when she was born.

That makes sense.

[Awdax]

So i have been watching the portal conspiracy videos, and I noticed something.
This image was on the video. It was taken from a ratman comic.

http://puu.sh/KS1A
Dont see it? take a closer look.
[uel]http://puu.sh/KS1G[/url]
If you dont know what an H.E.V Charger is, its used for the HEV Suit, which is the suit gordon freeman wears.

Yeah, there is also a Gravity Gun. Aperture was known for stealing things from Black Mesa since they were in competition and both trying to figure out portals and stuff.

[MonkeyFunkyMonkey]

So i have been watching the portal conspiracy videos, and I noticed something.
This image was on the video. It was taken from a ratman comic.


Dont see it? take a closer look.

If you dont know what an H.E.V Charger is, its used for the HEV Suit, which is the suit gordon freeman wears.

Theres also a gravity gun on the table

[John Freeman]

Hmm, a portal gun in a portal comic?
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