carrot megathread [frontrox carrot of the year 2012]

[Alyx Vance]

im 17 and what is this?

carrot's

[Ad Bot]

[Snaffle J. Bean]

im 17 and what is this?

im 15 and damn boy you lookin fiiiiiiiine

[Frontrox]

im 15 and damn boy you lookin fiiiiiiiine

Lies!

[BanishedLetters]

Oh it was just a guess~

Why do you always know these things?!

[Menen]

I want a carrot :c

[Socky]

five years from now we can giggle to ourselves in our own repressed sadness
but for know let there be carrots

[Alyx Vance]

I want a carrot :c

Glass Coca Cola bottle, fill it with sand and tape off end.
Be sure to apply lube.

[Frontrox]

Glass Coca Cola bottle, fill it with sand and tape off end.
Be sure to apply lube.

Have you tried it?

[Ipquarx]

Best thread 2012
seriously I have rarely laughed more in my entire life
A guy with a creepy avatar has a gigantic collection of bad dragon carrots, you just can't make up this stuff :p

[Nickelob Ultra]

[LOL :D]

"Are you male, female, or Frontrox?"

[Alyx Vance]

Have you tried it?

What happens in my room stays in my room....

[BanishedLetters]

"Are you male, female, or Frontrox?"

None of the above 

[Socky]

What happens in my room stays in my room....

[Frontrox]

What happens in my room stays in my room....

Or you tell to me