Joke thread

[Pitbull]

Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny.

[Ad Bot]

[SirLancelot7]

Two birds sit on a perch. One says "Do you smell fish?" He he he ho ho.

Oh man that is too good

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Semen like you make me so brown town.

[Spectrum2]

Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny.

I was about to make a gay joke, butt forget it.

[Ghille]

Womens Rights

[Clone v.117]

Knock, knock.

Come in.

Jehovahs witnesses.

[TheABELBOTO]

here's the best one I know:

you want to know how to spell win?

H-O-L-O-C-A-U-S-T

[superslayer]

here's the best one I know:

you want to know how to spell win?

H-O-L-O-C-A-U-S-T

Come on guys, no jewish jokes. Anne Frankly they arn't funny anyway.

[TheABELBOTO]

Come on guys, no jewish jokes. Anne Frankly they arn't funny anyway.

I didn't mean it, so don't get upset

[Gojira]

I didn't mean it, so don't get upset

"Anne Frankly"
did you ever take history class
he's making a jewish joke idiot.

[superslayer]

I didn't mean it, so don't get upset

"Anne Frankly"
did you ever take history class
he's making a jewish joke idiot.

yep. classic case of an ID10T error.

[Gojira]

Time for summer camp

That you take a train to.
I also hear that they have really nice showers.

[Broze]

But I wanted to say my flying jew joke D:

Well this thread will most likely be burned to ash anyway.

[grunterdb1951]

This a joke within a story. Kay here we go

So my friend, Kyle Turtlerichard asked our teacher a question.

He asked what is hard and full of seamen. (Mistaken to be semen)

The teacher laughed before attempting to send him to the office.

So before he got in trouble he said a submarine...

[Solid²]

You probably dont get it. The real joke is that my brother went to school and majored in computers. In one of his classes, he had to write down every error that can come up on a computer. Other students in the school would go to them for their computer problems, and there were a few that were just stupid. so they came up with the ID10T error. in other words, he's calling them an IDIOT (ID10T)

What i did, was i tried to put it in more of a joke form. That way it can be retold without my brothers back story.

Your joke didn't need explaination. It just wasn't funny.