I'm so loving hungry I'm going to die.

[Clone v.117]

Ok so I have been living alone for the last 8 or so days and will continue to be for a few more, however unlike living with parents normally there is usually only food here when you go out and buy it.
About 4 days ago I not only ate the last of the food in the loving HOUSE but lost my wallet so I can't buy more, and all my friends are either broke or can't really do anything because I live so far away.

I have no joke spent the last 3 days drinking a bottle of lemon juice I found, I just also found some eggs hidden away but as I went to cook them I realized they expired months ago...
I mean I have gone 3 days without eating before but that was because I didn't feel like it (mostly sickness) but I'm loving STARVING HALP ME!
Worst part is I just watched a show about the worlds best burgers and the massive storm a few weeks back destroyed the veggie garden...
I'm just saying I'm really close to that bottle of Cesar salad dressing that was lying in the bottom of the fridge...

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you may have to EAT YUORSELF!!1
Try not to think about food and you'll be fine.

[Doomonkey]

Eat grass and leaves. Or cook up some dandelion greens.

[Brickmaster]

I feel bad for you. Ask some of the forums to mail you food

[AssassinDevil2]

Go to your neighbors and ask them for food. Maybe they will help.

[Jetlok]

eat me
i know you wana

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Neighbours? Contact your parents? Your bank?

[Shazoo]

You're in Australia right? Go out and hunt for kangaroos and koalas like a real man

[PurpleMetro]

Wow dude, you are really unlucky. I wish I could send you food :(

[DnaUnstable]

Go out and bum some change. People practically throw money at old discrepant hobos, so why wouldn't they give it to a hungry looking child?

You've got the "Aw, poor kid.." factor as apposed to "If I give my change to this fat forget he'll just go buy some booze and pass out in some alley."

[Clone v.117]

You're in Australia right? Go out and hunt for kangaroos and koalas like a real man

There are no Koalas in WA besides zoos and whatnot, and hell I would gladly shoot and cook a kangaroo if there were any around these parts.

Neighbours? Contact your parents? Your bank?

Parents are over seas, no neighbors for miles (though if I get hungry enough.... Maybe tomorrow) and not sure what my bank could do.

eat me
i know you wana

Give me your flesh you greedy forget, you know you don't need it all!

Wow dude, you are really unlucky. I wish I could send you food :(

If only virtual food was a thing ;-;

There are a lot of sheep in the paddock right next to me (like 3 meters away) doubt anyone would notice if one of them happened to disappear...

[Doomonkey]

not sure what my bank could do.

Give you dollars for tasties.

[Shazoo]

There are no Koalas in WA besides zoos and whatnot, and hell I would gladly shoot and cook a kangaroo if there were any around these parts.

Looks like it's time for a little field trip to your local zoo!

[Jetlok]

drink ALLLLL the alcohol in the house then call your parents and say "this is what you get for not leaving me more food"

[Doomonkey]

drink ALLLLL the alcohol in the house then call your parents and say "this is what you get for not leaving me more food"

Then vomit up your guts and die on the floor.