I'm so loving hungry I'm going to die.

[funinabox]

ok I'm going to be as serious as possible when I say this
But
as a last resort, go outside and dig some dirt up, put it on a pan or something and bake it in the oven.
the heat should kill anything bad in it and all te minerals might actually help you
have fun with the taste though

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

eat me
i know you wana

yum

[ATKitton.]

I buy a months worth of food to hold me over.
It's usually gone within 2 weeks. x.x

[Dominator]

I already drank most of it, only 3 or so bags of green tea left, going to bed now I'll probably make a voyage to my neighbors and their fig tree in the morning.

* Clone v.117 Later died that night from starvation, neglect and diabetus

And somehow managed to type this message.

[Ben Grapevine]

I'll send you something, seriously.  Just give me your address.  I don't know what I'd send and how it would make it to Australia, but hey I'd help if I could.

[HerpaDerp]

tomatoes are gross what the forget I would rather die than live on them

forget you tomatoes are amazing

[masterockets]

If you have some ketchup left over you can eat anything

[Spartan923]

.. I was eating popcorn while reading this whole thread..
and I think I dropped piece.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Is your kitchen seriously void of ALL edible material?  I mean sometimes we don't have dinner food in my house but there's always something edible at least...

[Ben Grapevine]

Eat toilet paper..

[Deceius]

[Clone v.117]

.....forget you Deceius!

Is your kitchen seriously void of ALL edible material?  I mean sometimes we don't have dinner food in my house but there's always something edible at least...

I don't live with my parents anymore, and all things edible have already beat eaten...

If you have some ketchup left over you can eat anything

I found some bottles of that and mustard but when I went to see it, water came out...

I'll send you something, seriously.  Just give me your address.  I don't know what I'd send and how it would make it to Australia, but hey I'd help if I could.

<3

I'm sorry to hear that. I think I'll eat this sandwich in your honor.

Thank you so very much!

I'm gonna go downstairs, make a PB&J, grab some other sit and contine to listen to Devil's Island while watching you starve.

So unkind!

plant a garden! gardens are good. tomatoe gardens are good at growing tomatoes. grow some tomatoes with a garden! then eat the garden tomatoes you have grown in your tomatoe garden of tomatoes! you will be hungry no more with all the tomatoes!

its GENUS!

[Deceius]

.....forget you Deceius!

Hugz n kissez ~Dece~

[Nickelob Ultra]

Well... survival of the fittest people who don't lose their wallets.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

You have to cut off your arm and eat it, its the only way!
Drink your own piss.
Die.
I suggest foraging for anything outside, or try going to your neighbors and beg, or eat bugs.
Also make sure you check all of your pockets in all your pants/shirts for your wallet.