The 'Merica

[Dodger]

The 'Merica

Guaranteed Critical Hits entire life
-5% moving speed
Slowly drains health until death

Can only heal from health pickups

[Ad Bot]

[ATKitton.]

Mother of heart attack... that looks delicious!

[FrozenCitruS]

This isn't helping me when I'm really hungry ;_;

[SWAT One]

Somebody's been watching epic meal time...

[K9 Kid]

did anybody notice the giant knife stuck through it
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[ATKitton.]

did anybody notice the giant knife stuck through it
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It's a sign...

[Darkness ZXW]

did anybody notice the giant knife stuck through it
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you are the chosen one

the knife only appears to those who have the power to save the world

go, my son, complete what you are destined to do!

[Cookieman4276]

I can feel my arteries clogging with every bite!

[Littledude]

I imagine that burger is really filling from all the grease, but it's surprisingly small, if you are trying to make a delicious bacon burger it should be bigger.

[Socky]

"Hello sir may I take your order?"
"I'LL HAVE A HEARTATTACK ON A PLATE."

"Will that be all sir?"

"UH AND A DIET COKE PLEASE."

[MaroonCacti]

I'm jealous because I'm fasting and I can't eat any lunch. Nor can I eat bacon for that matter.

why do you feel the need to do that stuff its stupid

[SailorMan]

Meet The 'Merica
I felt like a super American while eating this.

I feel like having a heart attack while looking at that.

Its a heart attack on a bun :/

[The Corporation]

Looks like someone's been screwing around with an SCP

[Littledude]

I'm jealous because I'm fasting and I can't eat any lunch. Nor can I eat bacon for that matter.

Unless this is for some religious stuff or actually instructed by a doctor you are handicapped for doing this. You are loving 12 and should not worry about your appearance. I hate insecure people like you assuming you are just doing this because you think you need to.

Eat what you want to eat, especially at your age there is no reason not to if you do not suffer a preexisting condition of some kind.

[kakashi11]

Heart attack grill? :)