Stuff we probably don't know about you

[Bob Bricks 101]

I'm armed too

With a 12 gauge (Semi auto, large clip)

[Ad Bot]

[Kumquat]

Bob is rustling my jimmies.

[BBOY]

It gets better and better.
leave your door unlocked tonight

sorry clone likes big guns in the ass

they really explode

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I have 2 arms, 2 legs, a body, head, 2 eyes, 1 mouth, 1 nose, 2 nostrils, hair, brain, heart, and organs.
Bet you didn't know that!

[steve5451]

Yes I do, and it's totally a good thing! Heck, it's a great thing!!! I mean, have you ever tried it???

Yes I have.

[Mister Cheese]

Bob you don't need to tell everyone that you clop. That's completely fine with me but you don't need to go around telling everyone like it's a good thing.

Is it bad I don't know what clopping is...?

Seriously, someone PM me with what it means or something. I'm behind on any lingo of sorts.

[Clone v.117]

sorry clone likes big guns in the ass

they really explode

o u
If you have girl parts you are potentially my next victim.
especially if you are xxxxkill

[xxxxkill]

It gets better and better.
leave your door unlocked tonight

I swear to god clone if you even attempt to get into my house I will loving murder you by shoving your own loving snake down your throat.

[BanishedLetters]

I will loving murder you by shoving your own loving snake down your throat.

Can I watch?

[Clone v.117]

I swear to god clone if you even attempt to get into my house I will loving murder you by shoving your own loving snake down your throat.

Half the thrill is in the chase.

[Planr]

also some other things about me:

• my snake is badly bent to the side whenever i have an erection, due to using only my right hand to masturbate. im hoping that i can get this corrected somehow since i am now worried that it may impact my future(?) love life
• i have a special interest for girls feet
• i have never really read the bible but i am now reading it daily. goal is 6 chapters per day.

[Mister Cheese]

also some other things about me:

my snake is badly bent to the side whenever i have an erection, due to using only my right hand to masturbate

You are not human

[xxxxkill]

Half the thrill is in the chase.

There is no chase when I'm standing still and shooting you.

[steve5451]

Who uses their left besides left handed people?

[Clone v.117]

There is no chase when I'm standing still and shooting you.

But I have the element of surprise.
I could come at any time, in any place, most likely from behind...
I'm under your bed, watching you silently.