why cant i masturbate GUYS SRS help

[Tickles]

It's not that good lol

what? yes it is

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[Jay the Cartoonist]

...
why is that such an awful thing

Soaps in general dry your skin when used in excess, why would you think to use it as lube lol

what? yes it is

I guess it depends.

[Menen]

Op isnt looking at the right research.

[Jay the Cartoonist]

The thread will now become a Hot Girls thread where people post pictures of hot girls.

[Menen]

Rugged needs to go take a LUCID DREAM to find out his true loveual desires

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Rugged needs to go take a LUCID DREAM to find out his true loveual desires

Whenever I manage to lucid dream I always forget to make all the girls in the room topless 

[Tickles]

I once lucid dreamed.

I dreamed about a dog.

He ate my house. :(

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I once lucid dreamed.

I dreamed about a dog.

He ate my house. :(

Lucid dreaming is controlling your dream.

Either you let that dog eat your house on purpose or you weren't lucid dreaming lol

[dawngaward0110]

Get a injecting needle and inject some milk into your uterus. This will teach your snake what's right, and you'll be able to cum.
It's a secret among men.

[Rugged]

i was watching threesomes and lesbian

...i'm straight right?

[Isaac Fox]

i was watching threesomes and lesbian

...i'm straight right?

Try to semen for a while!

Also, I can't believe this thread is still alive.

[Menen]

i was watching threesomes and lesbian

...i'm straight right?

just go look at a bit of everything and see what you like

[Rugged]

just go look at a bit of everything and see what you like

...

is it bad bbw ebony got me better than most things

[Alyx Vance]

Guess what.


I was in bed and then I came.
Because I fapped.

[Isaac Fox]

I think I might actually have a solution.

Do you have anything like a Buff? Try tying it around your snake and scrotum as tight as you can, then fap. You will interject quicker.

Tried it last night. Success.