so i dug through my pms and found the most hilarious quote ever

[Yosher]

you really posted a link to my profile saying i suck? wow, and i'm desprerate and inmature...click on the licks for a surprise...;)

[Ad Bot]

[nienhaus1]

Even better

Wait what.

I like saucepans, and I like cops.

But I don't really like metro cops.

I love the sound of saucepans on a kitchen stove, though.

Hmm

[Yosher]

nope mine's better 0/10 threw up all over my desk

[Alyx Vance]

research isn't supposed to make you feel any other emotion other than a boner.

i spent my golden years in front of a light blue and white screen typing text to people nobody likes

Now you can both forget animals!

You're 12.  You do not get to call other people annoying.

If I told you how much I actually spent on advertising, you would stuff your pants.  stuff would come out of your ass.

That's a good point!!!

 Nope, I lied. You're drat stupid.

Hello blockland people, my moms being a total but star fish poop face.

Welcome to the world of a stable and reliable Blockland.  Enjoy your stay. 

Your dad shovels coal for a living and I am a goddamn professional computer programmer.

Did you know the average ten year old female is capable of giving birth?

Yes!

Looks like the little guy tired himself out.

Probably because you banned him.

Now I can use it for serious business purposes.

Business is the folder I keep my research in.

Does he have balls? No because hes a crab

A boob is a circle shaped object that when squezzed by a man gives him a stiff one

I'll ask badspot if he will perma delete roblox

spamming can lead to bugged or might cause thing go bad

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All that was in a message
A quote full of quotes minus the quote.

[._maxwell23461_.]

omg the surpise was ur profilS LOSL

[Yosher]

omg the surpise was ur profilS LOSL

[LeetZero]

Steem iz donw so i talke lke dis.
leet.









pls.

happy birthday

Hello.

I enjoy your art and I am about to order some business cards, would you be willing to draw me a citricsquid for use on a business card? I will pay so I can use it commercially I guess.

THANKS.

Google citricsquid

He ended up giving me CoD MW3 for a simple drawing. I don't even but <3.

[._maxwell23461_.]

[im g]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.174723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg[/img]

uh??
yd u take a pic of ur dad :/

[nienhaus1]

uh??
yd u take a pic of ur dad :/

Looks JUST like my dad besides the Tie (Joke)

My Dad looks more like the guy in LeetZero's post

[LeetZero]

uh??
yd u take a pic of ur dad :/

I hope you realize:

1) That guy is dead.
2) That's the trololololol guy (trolling song guy).

[._maxwell23461_.]

I hope you realize:

1) That guy is dead.
2) That's the trololololol guy (trolling song guy).

I hope you do realise
1) I know, I wasn't making fun of him, was I? I didn't say he was a complete forget stuff or anything
2) I didn't know this!!1

[Clone v.117]

memes suck richard and badspot is gay and sucks richard

Show me ur dik bro!

o frontrox this meat missile is not 4 u

[masterockets]

Hmm, lets see...
nope, nothing interesting in my PMs