Going to be a missionary in Egypt

[Bisjac]

egypt has just been talking about tearing down the pyramids and Spinx and temples and stuff.
because its ancient pagan religion that they take offence to. (ever since muslim extremists recently took over)

that kind of crazy is just perfect for christians to convert by offering good deed.

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[Kalphiter]

I'll pray for you. Good luck!

I could've sworn the future was set.

[xxxxkill]

I could've sworn the future was set.

Please tell me that was a pun about the god Set.

[Kalphiter]

Please tell me that was a pun about the god Set.

No, just my inability to understand what difference folding your hands and saying a few words will do if the future is already known by God.

[Bisjac]

lol planr says good luck.

religion dosnt support a belief in luck.

[SWAT One]

Nononono, bad idea.  If anything, go to India.

[Böltster]

Nononono, bad idea.  If anything, go to India.

why india?

that seems like an even worse idea

[SeventhSandwich]

I know that most of you don't believe in God and think Christianity is stupid, but that's not what I believe. The past week I've been up at a camp and God spoke to me and He wants me to go and be a missionary in Egypt. Whether it is against your views or not, I'm not trying to start a religion war. I'm simply telling you what has happened to me in the past week. However I will not be going for a while. I still have to finish Highschool and I want to take a missionary camp before I go.

Have fun wasting your life in a boiling hot, sandy ass desert.

[Dominator]

The past week I've been up at a camp and God spoke to me and He wants me to go and be a missionary in Egypt.

Kind of pissed me off. I hate when people say things like this.

[Bisjac]

god technically wants all christians to be converting everyone on earth, non stop. its one of the few first person quoted demands he even has for people.

but this is in the bible, it didnt have to come from a dream, or a prayer lol

[dkamm65]

Good. Go to country where you're not wanted and jam your religion down people's throats. That will go over well.

[Trymos]

The past week I've been up at a camp and God spoke to me and He wants me to go and be a missionary in Egypt.

reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtsUmmCBCaQ

egypt has just been talking about tearing down the pyramids and Spinx and temples and stuff.
because its ancient pagan religion that they take offence to. (ever since muslim extremists recently took over)

that kind of crazy is just perfect for christians to convert by offering good deed.

this.

[Bisjac]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/oct/07/iraq.usa

because you can trust anything your instincts feed you about your interpretation of your deities needs...

[Extrude]

Jesus spoke to me and told me to eat garbage... HE SPOKE TO ME!

[Harm94]

egypt has just been talking about tearing down the pyramids and Spinx and temples and stuff.
because its ancient pagan religion that they take offence to. (ever since muslim extremists recently took over)

that kind of crazy is just perfect for christians to convert by offering good deed.

They destroyed many budhist statues in Afghanistan that were made when the mongols used to inhabit the land. These were big statues that were built into the cliffs off mountains by the way.