Wright-Patterson, The country's largest USAF base.
Foy's Halloween Stores, a local store chain that offers pretty much everything you see in the picture, along with a ton of Halloween stuff. Has served me well for many years. They actually have six different stores throughout downtown where I live, and each one has something different. Stores even include a "Rock-n-Roll Grill", at which I've eaten thrice. The store pictured is kind of the hub around which revolves the entire Foy's franchise.
Mr. Michael Foy, owner and founder of Foy's Halloween Stores. Lives in a reasonably large house near downtown.
Michael Foy's "haunted house", across the street from where he lives. Never seen anyone enter or leave. Often decorated with moving statues and lights around Halloween, as you see in the picture.
Scary-looking abandoned factory near a railroad track.
That's about it; now you all know where I live.
Good luck finding me. Please don't burn my house down.
