Nice suit, you turd sniffer
Nice tracky bottoms, you dog rapist
Nice spectacles, you stuffbox sherriff
Nice stretchmarks, you billy-no-mates
Nice silk tie, you rooster-munch
Nice suit, you dungeons-and-dragons playing accident
Nice baseball cap, you ugly billy-no-mates
Nice pubes, you wee-teat
Nice pushchair, you carrot
Nice bag-for-life, you cigarette-hag
Nice pubes, you twat