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Nice AIDS, you twat-end
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Nice criminal record, you cheesy vaginal discharge
Nice jeans, you cat-shagging 80's throwback
Nice child, you neophyte
Nice complexion, you buttmunch
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Nice thermos flask, you pile of cunt scrapings
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Nice suitcase, you gaybod
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Nice criminal record, you richardweed
Nice zimmer frame, you billy-no-mates
Nice pony tail, you bum wart
Nice pubes, you emo
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