Author Topic: The Insult Generator  (Read 3950 times)

Nice bin bag, you handicap
Nice moustache, you lesbionic loner
Nice tracky bottoms, you foul-smelling queer
Nice thermos flask, you prolapsed star fish
Nice umbrella, you pre-op twat

some of them are hilarious



Nice sunglasses, you dork


okay
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 02:41:10 PM by MunkeyCheez »

I feel bad reading these because 90% of them pertain to me directly.

Nice bag of crisps, you spacker
Nice AIDS, you twat-end
Nice cardigan, you snake
Nice criminal record, you cheesy vaginal discharge
Nice jeans, you cat-shagging 80's throwback
Nice child, you neophyte
Nice complexion, you buttmunch
Nice piercing, you pusillanimous individual hole
Nice unwanted pregnancy, you goth
Nice anorak, you piss-hole
Nice wrinkles, you knicker-cheese
Nice beverage, you cigarette-hag
Nice thermos flask, you pile of cunt scrapings
Nice AIDS, you flid
Nice shirt, you fat-tongued axe-wound
Nice complexion, you lesbian
Nice suitcase, you gaybod
Nice limp, you deplorable pus-drinking dribbling vulva-licking mouldy richardhead
Nice criminal record, you richardweed
Nice zimmer frame, you billy-no-mates
Nice pony tail, you bum wart
Nice pubes, you emo

wut

Nice bowler hat, you limp-richarded god botherer

oh my!

offending someone's hat is quite off-limits!

Nice black eye, you vulva-licking cheesy obese bollock-sniffing pusillanimous individual hole

Jesus Christ, what did I do?


Nice nasal hair, you ballbag

Nice teen-pregnancy, you deep-throating pusillanimous individual hole

Nice wrinkles, you dungeons-and-dragons playing ugly work-shy smegma-laden wank-pole

But DDO is good forget off.

Nice tattoos, you mother forgeter

Nice moustache, you limp-richarded jap-eye

Nice rucksack, you wanker

Nice child, you chav

Nice moustache, you prostitute

Nice burberry cap, you chicken forgeter


Now this one i don't even loving know.
Nice piercing, you slag.

... What?

Quote
Nice duck in hoi sin sauce wrap, you wanker

Wat.

Nice unwanted pregnancy, you pusillanimous individual hole
Nice personality, you downie
Nice coldsore, you homo
Nice bacon sandwich, you whorebag
Nice shirt, you shirtlifter
Nice boyfriend, you post-op motherloving vagina
Nice pubes, you putrid roosterhound

Nice pushbike, you vagina
Nice pet dog, you forgetsock
Nice make-up, you forgetbiscuit
Nice chicken caesar salad, you scrawny slagheap
Nice beanie, you prolapsed star fish

Nice eye make-up, you axe-wound
Nice baby, you bum wart
Nice hankerchief, you foul-smelling twat-end