Sin to masterbate?

[UniversalBruhaha]

Because of the millions of sperm, your technically killing millions of potential babies, even if it was considered right. Logic

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[KoopaScooper]

What would Jesus do

Probably masturbate as well.

JESUS IS CUMMING
SOMEONE GET A TOWEL

[Katadeus]

JESUS IS CUMMING
SOMEONE GET A TOWEL

That is sick but so damn funny because it's so damn accurate to any kind of fanatic following.

[xxxxkill]

Because of the millions of sperm, your technically killing millions of potential babies, even if it was considered right. Logic

Again, by that logic love would also be a sin, married or otherwise.

[Captain Crazy]

if every sperm is an unborn baby, than I would consider procrastination to be a service to humanity, not a sin

[Jacob 123456789]

Snow is jizz from the heavens.
Of course its not a sin!

alaska is covered in the semen of the gods

wat

[UniversalBruhaha]

Again, by that logic love would also be a sin, married or otherwise.

Oh whoops, didn't see that post, but yeah, I guess details weren't put into thought or something

[xxxxkill]

alaska literally every single loving place with snow is covered in the semen of the gods which shall now be recorded in the history texts as the single greatest money shot ever

wat

ftfy

[RedGajin]

alaska is covered in the semen of the gods

wat

as is your mom
wouldn't go so far as to call myself a god though
#swagger

[Katadeus]

as is your mom
wouldn't go so far as to call myself a god though
#swagger

How cold are your testicles?

[RedGajin]

How cold are your testicles?

pretty cool
i dont keep the shades on all the time though

[xxxxkill]

pretty cool
i dont keep the shades on all the time though

Testicular sunglasses
Cool.

[RedGajin]

Testicular sunglasses
Cool.

ice cool

[xxxxkill]

ice cool

Liquid nitrogen cool*

[HellHound]

What's Masterbate?