Sin to masterbate?

[Dezcaban]

It actually is. It was a quote in the bible that "spilling your seed on the ground" was a really bad thing.


I know, it troubled me very much.

[Ad Bot]

[Jairo]

It actually is. It was a quote in the bible that "spilling your seed on the ground" was a really bad thing.


I know, it troubled me very much.

note: on the ground
everywhere else is permitted

[Neon]

note: on the ground
everywhere else is permitted

Also, why do they always say "Spill" your seed? That seems a bit too poetic. I mean, guys don't just go 'whoops accidentally spilled all my sperm, better go mop it up.'

[Dezcaban]

i didn't write the bible

[xxxxkill]

Also, why do they always say "Spill" your seed? That seems a bit too poetic. I mean, guys don't just go 'whoops accidentally spilled all my sperm, better go mop it up.'

Because back in the day, everybody stored their jizz in buckets and just like sorta poured it into the girls.
And then whenever they knocked that stuff over it got all over the floors and God was all like "Guys, that's gross what's wrong with you."
So he made it a sin and everybody was all like "Oh stuff dude I don't want to go to hell."
Then everybody accidentally knocked over their semen buckets in their panic and there was jizz everywhere.
True story.

[Jairo]

i didn't write the bible

you're right
a bunch of self-indulgent, power-hungry old guys did

[Dezcaban]

you're right
a bunch of self-indulgent, power-hungry old guys did

yea ok

[Atlantic]

what if that child was the next successor to adolf Riddler or joseph stalin?

Anyone who knows their history would take Riddler over Stalin.

[Harm94]

Is it a sin to masterbate because with every sperm you release from your testicles out of your snake considered a potentional baby that could be born into the world?

According to the bible it is.

[Blastdown]

you're right
a bunch of self-indulgent, power-hungry old guys did

i prefer to think 12 drunks wrote it for laughs and it got popular

[Dodger]

It actually is. It was a quote in the bible that "spilling your seed on the ground" was a really bad thing.


I know, it troubled me very much.

Genesis 38
8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.

[Wynd_Fox]

The real crime there was not impregnating his dead brother's wife. What a book.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I'm pretty sure procrastination isn't a sin, if it was why would god make us able to masturbate?

[Blastdown]

I'm pretty sure procrastination isn't a sin, if it was why would god make us able to masturbate?

I'm pretty sure murder isn't a sin either.

[UniversalBruhaha]

I'm pretty sure procrastination isn't a sin, if it was why would god make us able to masturbate?

Temptation?