Author Topic: Sin to masterbate?  (Read 3136 times)

Is it a sin to masterbate because with every sperm you release from your testicles out of your snake considered a potentional baby that could be born into the world?

If it is, I am a very naughty boy.


Nothing is a sin, grow up.

Sperm cannot be a potential baby unless they're going into an egg.
Also by that logic, love is also a sin, because of all of the billions of sperm being sent into the female, only one gets to fertilize the egg (correct me if I'm wrong)

What would Jesus do

Probably masturbate as well.

Snow is jizz from the heavens.
Of course its not a sin!

Sperm cannot be a potential baby unless they're going into an egg.
Also by that logic, love is also a sin, because of all of the billions of sperm being sent into the female, only one gets to fertilize the egg (correct me if I'm wrong)
So many dead babies...

What would Jesus do

Probably masturbate as well.
you cant touch your snake when both your hands are nailed to a cross! silly jesus!

Sperm cannot be a potential baby unless they're going into an egg.
Also by that logic, love is also a sin, because of all of the billions of sperm being sent into the female, only one gets to fertilize the egg (correct me if I'm wrong)
gog damn beat me to it
basically what he said

technically the sin is that you are having impure thoughts.

if its even possible to get off without a dirty thought (or even worth it)
then according to the bible its ok lol

What would Jesus do

Probably masturbate as well.
My pastor said Jesus came twice.

So many dead babies...
I commit genocide every night.

you cant touch your snake when both your hands are nailed to a cross! silly jesus!
He's Jesus.
He can do what he wants.

So many dead babies...

Sperm is not a fetus, child, nor even technically human. It's not even technically a cell.

technically the sin is that you are having impure thoughts.

if its even possible to get off without a dirty thought (or even worth it)
then according to the bible its ok lol
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