Sin to masterbate?

[Headcrab Zombie]

I'm pretty sure procrastination isn't a sin, if it was why would god make us able to masturbate?

Because he's an starfish

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[RedGajin]

Because he's an starfish

or rather, a richard
get it because procrastination
ahaha
haha
ha
or a cunt
haha

[Dodger]

procrastination has some subtle psychological effects on some people over time that I have seen from personal experience


It lowers some people's drives to be outgoing, because testosterone levels have no time to refill, thus lowering the motivation to exhibit and be social. Just take a month or so to not masturbate, and if your urge is very strong midday, go out and do something social instead. A strong willpower and discipline is a good thing to have.

Because he's an starfish

Somebody is butthurt

[Headcrab Zombie]

personal experience

What a marvelously reliable source!

Somebody is butthurt

What exactly am I butthurt about?

[Cybersix]

/thread

[Dodger]

What a marvelously reliable source!

Yes it is, besides I'm not claiming it as fact, but it should be obvious if you really think about it

What exactly am I butthurt about?

Actually, you won't realize how irrationally heated you get at the mention of religion, I'll just let you burn out.

[Jairo]

What exactly am I butthurt about?

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[Headcrab Zombie]

Yes it is, besides I'm not claiming it as fact, but it should be obvious if you really think about it

You can't just make any bullstuff claim you want and then use "personal experience" and it suddenly becomes completely valid
If you're not trying to claim it as fact, then what are you trying to do?
Also http://www.yourbrainonresearch.com/has-too-much-procrastination-decreased-my-testosterone-levels

Actually, you won't realize how irrationally heated you get at the mention of religion, I'll just let you burn out.

Irrationally heated? You're the one who accused me of being butthurt. Nice way of dodging the question though; like I haven't seen that one before.

[HellsSpot]

if masturbating was a sin
its like saying that life is a sin

[Dodger]

Wait, still butthurt

The reliance on procrastination may decrease drive to be alpha

and still butthurt

[Jairo]

if masturbating was a sin
its like saying that life is a sin

incest is a sin
there was adam and eve
they had kids
more had to come from somewhere
/ifyouknowhatimean

[Dodger]

incest is a sin
there was adam and eve
they had kids
more had to come from somewhere
/ifyouknowhatimean

It's funny because the 10 commandments were established not too long after all the incest stopped (probably shortly before Israelites were taken by Egypt as slaves)

"Oh great, now I can't bang my sister, thanks a LOT Moses"

[Cybersix]

It's funny because the 10 commandments were established not too long after all the incest stopped (probably shortly before Israelites were taken by Egypt as slaves)

"Oh great, now I can't bang my sister, thanks a LOT Moses"

The Ten Commandments have nothing referencing incest as a sin.

[Dodger]

The Ten Commandments have nothing referencing incest as a sin.

Well, Levitican law and such. Anyways, that's the time that base Jewish morality was established.

[Muffin]

If it is, I am a very naughty boy.