C-Can... can I not hide the mouse? Bind it to the game window so it doesn't, you know... go outside of it? Can I actually bind mouse 3 and 4? Christ almighty.
I've never had to play a game with a controller and never will but this is abysmal. Certainly not going to blow money on one for a single, badly ported game. It's fun, oh it's great fun, but it controls wonkier than Willy Wonka.