[MEGATHREAD] DayZ 1.7.4

[masterockets]

So uh, anybody wanna go on something like a private hive server and do stuff around elektro?

sure
when?

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[Mr.jacksaunt]

Found a car somewhere. Anybody with a ton of stuff *cough mack* wanna help C:

[Mr.jacksaunt]

AND WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, 1.7.4.4
I think they added the An2, a Humvee ambulance or something and another vehicle. Streetlights also light up in towns, although I'm not exactly sure.

[Mr. Blockhouse]

Today was the 68th day.
 - I have been shot like 9001 times
 - Helicopter has tried to kill me several times
 - Friend got shot just in front of me
 - My Pickup exploded when I was just about started the engine
 - I was part of group with 4 people, one gone rogue and shot the other two

Dat feeling being hunted

[Jacksaunt]

First day on private hive:
Shoot someone about 8 times with a makarov in an elektro firestation (he was a bandit don't worry). He comes up the ladder and then one hits me with his axe.

[Jacksaunt]

Second day on private hive:
Run to Dolina, teleported to kamenka at 30 meters high, disconnect, spawn at debug forest, run to kamenka, see police car, crawl towards it, "session lost"
What isn't that a big load of loving bullstuff

[Tomcat]

I have a Mac and it's a toaster why can't I play this god damnit.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Panthera with friend: find v3s, raid barracks, find glock, m240 and m249, take all of them

drive v3s, see little bird, little bird sees us, get out and wait for it to land and try shooting us, huge loving tensions, see as50 soldier guy, he's friendly, disconnect to other server

run to northern hospital, get healed and take meds, look around some areas, find a gaz, no wheel, find another gaz, works

drive around some, raid airfield, friend gets m4a3 cco, find ural with a missing wheel, get scrap metal for gaz, drive around, have creepy direct voice chat thing with another player, drive like hell away, find another gaz and a bus, drive to a safe place and disconnect

first real life (that i didn't Self Delete on to get a better spot), 2nd day of this life.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Got a heli fixed up with tango and siliconcactus, and we made the mistake of letting tango fly.

He got bored halfway through flying to a boat, and decided it would be fun to fly the helicopter into the ground

I'm the only one that died.

[Jeep]

So, I was on top of a Radio Tower. I was on a server that gives you a gun (Makarov - low ammo) on start. I found some binoculars, so I wanted to scope the area. Apparently, however, I pressed the wrong button and leaped off of the top of the tower. Broke a bone :(

[Banana]

Got a heli fixed up with tango and siliconcactus, and we made the mistake of letting tango fly.

He got bored halfway through flying to a boat, and decided it would be fun to fly the helicopter into the ground

I'm the only one that died.

What a jerk. Unless you were all in on it, in which case you are all jerks because I really want a helicopter. :C
Oh, I love your current George-avatar (I assume it's George) by the way.

[Jacksaunt]

All in a dayz's worth
Server was no battleye so that's why everything is fuc

[Jeep]

Had a zombie spot me in a barn. I had a Lee Enfield on me at the time, so I smoked him when he got to the top of the steps. However, no other zombies came running after me after that. The number of zombies outside of the barn was increased, but still, no attacks. Apparently if they can't see you, they won't attack you. Even if they can hear you fire a round off.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Found a car on a private hive on my first life, managed to find the two wheels for it and a toolbox, and i drove it over to masterockets who had an engine. We've been cruising around Chernarus, but in Zelenogorsk, we ran out of fuel. We eventually found a jerry can and kept going.
When I spawned, I was at Kamenka. Saw a heli, ejected at Chernogorsk.
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What the forget

[MackTheHunter]

How the stuffrichards did you get VAC banned?...