*In the courtroom*
Witness: So... a jeep ran over a duck. Case closed.
Me: HOLD IT!
Me: You said A jeep, is that correct?
Witness: Oh, um... it...was... a mistake, yes.
Me: I don't think you are telling the truth.
Witness: Um...
Me: I think that...
*Cornered music plays*
Me: YOU were the REAL murderer!
Witness: WAAAAH?
Me: YOU took control of Jeep! YOU RODE HIM!
Witness: *chuckes*
Me: ... anyway, YOU were the one, Jeep said that there WERN'T any witnesses around!
Witness: But, if I DID "ride", him, he would've remembered!
Me: Ah, but he DIDN'T!
Witness: ... I don't see where you are getting at.
Me: You KNOCKED HIM OUT FIRST! Then took a picture of it! And when he woke up, HE THOUGHT HE HIT A DUCK! And also, he thought he photoshoped it.
Witness: But... but... I...
Me: I HAVE PROOF!
Witness: Ah, but he claimed it to be photoshoped to take the pine tree out! Which means that he could've photoed me or someone else in!
Witness: BTW, where IS the picture?
*music stops*
Me: ...I left it at home.
Jeep (thought): ...god damnit, why didn't I get a REAL lowyer?
Me: *reads thoughts*
Me: *Runs and cries home*
Jeep: ._.
Then blah blah stuff happens.
And jeep is guilty.
And will be in prison for 1337 years.
Whoops. Sorry, I tried. :c
