Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[grunterdb1951]

The reason I invaded in the first place was because Syriak was commiting war crimes by slaughtering your civies.  If I just let you kill them all then I'd have to invade you, which I wouldn't cus we're allies and it'd make me seem like a bad person.

Baby let me tell you about Olvaia...

We don't give a stuff about war crimes...

If they kill our civies we'll loving make concentration camps and stuff and burn their women and children.

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[blazerblock2]

dn't mkae me invad u

[grunterdb1951]

dn't mkae me invad u

AND WE EAT THE SQUIRRELS.

[blazerblock2]

AND WE EAT THE SQUIRRELS.

nuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Gojira]

Yeah well who killed the civvies on our god damn trade ship.

[blazerblock2]

Probs terrorists I dunno I'd need security footage :I

[xxxxkill]

Probs terrorists I dunno I'd need security footage :I

Great just go 800 meters below to the ocean floor or something

[blazerblock2]

Boats don't have black boxes...

do they?

[Gojira]

Boats don't have black boxes...

do they?

Let's say they do for the purposes of our investigation.

[blazerblock2]

Fien

Military patrol boats are sent to the last known location of the ship that was transporting classified goods.  They deploy small one man submarines that search for the black box of the ship, containing security data and last sent transmissions.

[SWAT One]

Hi I'm New Manhattan.  Around here, we don't play with crime....

Any crime above assault is an execution.  Like murder, rape, robbing a bank, etc.

Your trash cans weren't out by noon on Thursday.

Looks like it's the end of the line for you...

[xxxxkill]

Laser rifles YEAH DAWG


(big ass death laser)
XDE-00X
(eXperiemental Directed Energy [Weapon])
Weight: 40.9 kg
Maximum range: 1.4 km
Optimal range: 0.01 km - 0.7 km
Use: Anti-infantry
Charge-up time: N/A
Maximum continous fire time: 34.5 seconds
Ammunition type: Energy cells
"Muzzle" velocity: N/A
Cost to manufacture one unit: $720,000


XDE-00X-C
Weight: 23.4 kg
Maximum range: 1.0 km
Optimal range: 0.01 km - 0.7 km
Use: Anti-infantry
Charge-up time: N/A
Maximum continous fire time: 29.3 seconds
Ammunition type: Energy cells
"Muzzle" velocity: N/A
Cost to manufacture one unit: $590,000

[Plethora]

Telar upgrades its own laser and microwave weaponry.

More satellites, expanded moon base, more Floating Fortresses.

Teleri hologram project improves the shaky images they have thus far been able to create.

Telar beefs up its internal defenses.

[blazerblock2]

Teleri hologram project improves the shaky images they have thus far been able to create.

You don't have holograms yet?  Wowe outdated loel

EDIT: I updated this post to make it look more like a joke just for you SWAT.

[SWAT One]

You don't have holograms yet?  Wow outdated lol

R&D?

No?

Then shut up.

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It features [CLASSIFIED]

Liftoff in 3 hours.