Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[blazerblock2]

Its an EMP

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[SWAT One]

Oh you animals :/

Why isn't the pope condemning this?!

[Mikoyan]

Oh you animals :/

Why isn't the pope condemning this?!

He's busy drinking tea in Erinaum

[blazerblock2]

Oh you animals :/

Why isn't the pope condemning this?!

I don't give a stuff about some guy in white robes wearing a snake hat.  I'm going to bed jfjkfrjmdejhdehyrhdjkgfkjf.

[SWAT One]

He's busy drinking tea in Erinaum

Oh yeah.  Hold on.

A butler enters the room and hands the pope the newspaper, written in Itallian.

The headline reads:  INTERNATIONAL ORGY IN HIGH PLACES!  The following article includes much scandal and actual (but blurred-out) photographs of the event.


Erinaum sets up antennae around the tunnel entrance.  The frequency used repels EMP waves.  The ERLUs resume work.  Scouting drones are sent down each tunnel.  Every moment of their investigation is recorded.

A mysterious sleek black jet vertically lands near the mining site.  The jet flies at very high speeds, and as it landed, it made no sound at all.  Just before it landed, it sent out a pulse that repelled everything except the ground within a 40 meter radius.

[HerpaDerp]

Oh yeah.  Hold on.

A butler enters the room and hands the pope the newspaper, written in Itallian.

The headline reads:  INTERNATIONAL ORGY IN HIGH PLACES!  The following article includes much scandal and actual (but blurred-out) photographs of the event.


Erinaum sets up antennae around the tunnel entrance.  The frequency used repels EMP waves.  The ERLUs resume work.  Scouting drones are sent down each tunnel.  Every moment of their investigation is recorded.

A mysterious sleek black jet vertically lands near the mining site.  The jet flies at high speeds, but as it landed, it made no sound at all.  Just before it landed, it sent out a pulse that repelled everything except the ground within a 40 meter radius.

That's so flawed because:
1. It's the loving president it's impossible to get in her office unless let in
2. Bedroom locked, windows covered
3. Would notice reporters taking pictures

[grunterdb1951]

That's so flawed because:
1. It's the loving president it's impossible to get in her office unless let in
2. Bedroom locked, windows covered
3. Would notice reporters taking pictures

Little do you know the NIR PRESIDENT IS THE BUTLER.

[SWAT One]

Little do you know the NIR PRESIDENT IS THE BUTLER.

DUN DUN DUUNNNN

Security cameras.

Unfortunately we had to fire some officials because they were jerking off to it for 15 minutes before telling us.

[HerpaDerp]

DUN DUN DUUNNNN

Security cameras.

Unfortunately we had to fire some officials because they were jerking off to it for 15 minutes before telling us.

lol there are no security cameras in the bedroom or else it'd be a huge stuffstorm every time she changes

[Mikoyan]

The butler slips Åkkæłé into the tea

[xxxxkill]

Security cameras.

It's the NIR office dipstuff, to get the security footage, you'd have to tap into the security system, which is illegal, most likely.

[SWAT One]

It's the NIR office dipstuff, to get the security footage, you'd have to tap into the security system, which is illegal, most likely.

Not your cameras.

The butler slips Åkkæłé into the tea

The Erinamese Presiding Bishop notices in the corner of his eye and yells for security.  Guards fling the doors open and drag the man by the heels out of the room.  As he is being dragged out, he is swearing in Erinamese, kicking about.  A new butler enters the room and replaces the tea.

[HerpaDerp]

So you're saying the news somehow planted security cameras in the presidents office?

Highly unrealistiC

[xxxxkill]

Not your cameras.

Also illegal.

[Mikoyan]

wtf you planted cameras wtf