Also, outside of the Internet, I have an awesome (read: obnoxious to everyone but me) habit of answering yes to any question I don't feel like answering. For example:
"Wynd, do you like the orange or purple better?" "Yes."
"Wynd, how many miles is the Nile River?" "Yes."
"Wynd, do you eat hamsters?" "Yes. Wait, no, I mean no."