How did you die?

[Freek]

Last year, my teacher made us do an assignment to write a short summary about how you died in the future. This was mine:

October 28th, 2077
Veteran Will (last name) died this Tuesday after serving in world war III. He died by an exploding hot pocket in his kitchen.

Create yours now.

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[Butler]

Well, I can't join the military. So it has to be something stupid.

I know!

[Yosher]

natural death

[Boink!]

The internet was flaming so much, a huge heat wave went throughout the world
killing me

[Becquerel]

i died by dying

[LeetZero]

Potatoes.

[Alteration]

Self Delete by stab

[Boink!]

Self Delete by stab

Sily gose

[Pacnet2012²]

I'm dead because

[Ipquarx]

choked on quarters while being stabbed with a potato and being shot with bananas all while having a seziure.

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[grunterdb1951]

Death by mouth on fire because of pizza rolls.

[Boink!]

Death by mouth on fire because of hot pockets.

fixed

[grunterdb1951]

fixed

Its funny cause the pack on the pizza rolls says not hot pockets. I didn't understand at first and I still don't cause their exactly the same.

[Grassy]

I died because I got stuck in WWIII and I ate a grenade.

[Moppy]

I DIED IN A FREAK DIEING ACCIDENT.