A list of things you want.

[fred da kiko]

if i had chocolate flavored cum i'd be getting lewinskys every day.

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

if I had chocolate flavored cum, I would spend every second of free time stretching so that I would be able to painlessly suck my richard
and then sucking my own richard would become a professional hobby of mine

[Bloody Mary]

Happiness.

[Ningyou]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

[Frontrox]

if I had chocolate flavored cum, I would spend every second of free time stretching so that I would be able to painlessly suck my richard
and then sucking my own richard would become a professional hobby of mine

You mean Dr.Pepper?

[Night Fox]

You mean Dr.Pepper?

only in a near-perfect world

[Daedalus]

-aforementioned chocolate flavored cum
-all of the knowledge of programming that I could ever want
-time control powers
-my tshirt business to become immensely successful
-large snake
-being a bit more muscular, not like 'defined' but 'toned' or something like that. basically being nice and strong, with a better body.
-a couple inches taller, maybe like 2
-badass computer
^ getting ANY of these would make me very happy

[blaman]

i want your body against mine

[TeslaCoil]

My dream job

A long, if not permanent term, boyfriend

Money

House

Car

Anything but this apartment

[Cucumber!]

1. Be a director
2. Live a Complete Life
3. Travel into space

[TeslaCoil]

2. Life a Complete Life

Then write a biography on how you "lifed" your complete Life.

[blaman]

Define "complete life"

[Cucumber!]

Then write a biography on how you "lifed" your complete Life.

I did! It's called 50 Shades of Gray

Define "complete life"

Live calmer, less edgy and anxious, spend more time away from this computer more. Live in a cleaner area, be with nature more, experience tranquility and all that jazz

[Isaac Fox]

1. A better laptop/computer
2. A new headset
3. The motivation to do anything

[blaman]

Live calmer, less edgy and anxious, spend more time away from this computer more. Live in a cleaner area, be with nature more, experience tranquility and all that jazz

Living calm? That's boring not complete. The edge is the only way to live. Let's go skydiving. In Paris. I have to catch a flight to Ibiza.