How to be funny?

[Blooker]

qft

if you act stupid to be funny you have to do it well

All bow down to your king.

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

Dry humour can be funny too, Have you considered moving to britain?

[Feep]

Dry humour can be funny too, Have you considered moving to britain?

but it rains in britain...... wtf

[dorkdotdan]

Be a condescending starfish at all hours of the day.

[TeslaCoil]

Dry humour can be funny too, Have you considered moving to britain?

But British people smell like ground leaves and always look at me weird!

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Dry humour can be funny too, Have you considered moving to britain?

Not really, I don't have that kind of money.

Be a condescending starfish at all hours of the day.

wow seems legit.

[tails]

But British people smell like ground leaves and always look at me weird!

That's because we hate you. The smell is actually from us burning pictures of you.

[TeslaCoil]

That's because we hate you. The smell is actually from us burning pictures of you.

Well I hate you too, love.

[blockguy123]

Always include a dead baby in your jokes.

One time I drop-kicked a baby.

I just picked it right up out of its carrier and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

[Feep]

One time I drop-kicked a baby.

I just picked it right up out of its carrier and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

example A of how to not be funny

[Clone v.117]

One time I drop-kicked a baby.

I just picked it right up out of its carrier and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline you take your boots off.

[BubbaGum]

Sarcasm. You dont even have to try to be funny
People are always like "oh my god you're hilarious" and I dont even try :l

[mlockha]

Sarcasm and I like telling funny story's with my friend. Like the story of "How I was hit on by a 60 y/o cracker barrel waitress" (true story) I was in the middle of ordering breakfast with my dad and the 60 y/o waitress stops me in the middle of my order and says "You have beauitiful eyes!. I also sometimes exaggrate my story's and just have fun with my friends.

[bµbbler]

I just make really horrible puns and people seem to enjoy that.

[tails]

Well I hate you too, love.

If i wasn't so lazy i would have printed that post out and burnt it just to prove it.