How to be funny?

[TeslaCoil]

If i wasn't so lazy i would have printed that post out and burnt it just to prove it.

British people are so fat that every time they get paid they put on a couple of pounds

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

Put them on as a suit? I can agree with that.

[TeslaCoil]

Put them on as a suit? I can agree with that.

I'm just kidding I luv u

[Jetlok]

Steam spam Jetlok, that's how.

wah

[TheArmyGuy]

Make brilliant puns like naming a robot dog 'K9'.

[TeslaCoil]

Make brilliant puns like naming a robot dog 'K9'.

Looks like we got a doctor who fan here. Get the gun.

[Zaure]

"Hold on."
"I can't, I'm slipping!"

"I'm tired."
"I'm -yourname-, nice to meet you."

It will get you all the ladies. Actually, it depends on your voice. My friends tell me everything I say in my voice sounds cooler compared to if they say it. You have to have a voice sort of like Duke Nukem.

[Wynd_Fox]

Absurdity and surprise are the most important parts of comedy. If you're trying to impress dumbheads, slapstick usually works.

[shyGriff]

according to tumblr, you must put random poorly spelled text in comic sans on a picture of a shiba inu to be funny

[Soukuw]

BEEE RANDOM LOL ICECREAM!

[BBOY]

you gotta be clever

[Jerkface]

"Be an starfish to everyone you love until they start to cry."

Trust me, the next day, they'll tell you that they find you to be the funniest guy in the world.  If it works for me, it'll work for you.  Buy my starter kit for only $19.95.

The starter kit includes, but is not limited to:

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   -   One taser
   -   A dead rooster (Crucial)
   -   Seven (7) condoms filled with pepper
   -   Over a dozen rubber frogs
   -   A "How To" DVD and DVD sleeve
   -   An instruction manual
   -   Much more!  This kit is customizable!
Impress friends and family as well as members of congress with good ol' slap-to-the-balls styled fun.  You won't regret it!

Jerkface, 2012

[Socrates]

Here's a joke


Women's Rights

[fred da kiko]

Go around punching people.

[Wynd_Fox]

I can't be the only person who misread the name, in the least surprising way possible, a few times. Interestingly, I read it correctly at first, but the second and third times required me to glance again.