Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!

[Cargøn]

Well sorry. I didn't know you didn't like jokes.

Don't even joke about that
that
thing

[Ad Bot]

[John Freeman]

Congratulations to Bahamut and Pacha for being one of the winners of my raffle!

[BlockoCrafter]

Don't even joke about that
that
thing

That thing happens to be one of the most unneeded weapons in the game. If it wants a place in this society, it better buff up or else.

Then again, it's only weak due to the fact that it has no ammo.

[Bahamut]

pomson is stuff ever since they nerfed it anyway

My post about Pomson wasn't supposed to be serious

note:

!!!!!!

but heatmaker was serious, i'd like to see that

Congratulations to Bahamut and Pacha for being one of the winners of my raffle!

wow what the forget what a coincidence lol

[Mr. Jelly]

On the subject of Soldier ass salt rifles


While I don't think a full-blown assault rifle could work, some of the following could:

Semi-automatic battle rifle (high-ish amounts of damage, low fire rate, small clip size)
Shotgun with increased damage and better spread
Burst-fire rifle
Righteous Bison with a small damage or clip size buff


also, in order to keep some of the Team Fortress 2-ness about it, and Soldier's special way mobility, we could add this:


underslung rocket jumper

[Cargøn]

Please, no assault soldiers
SMG snipers are bad enough

[BlockoCrafter]

Please, no assault soldiers
SMG snipers are bad enough

"Oh no, automatic weapons that people use in games like CoD!"
Seriously though, what's wrong with assault soldiers?
Also if he gets a primary rifle, his mobility should increase a little bit and have slightly less health, like a pyro except slower.

[Bahamut]

Also if he gets a primary rifle, his mobility should increase a little bit and have slightly less health, like a pyro except slower.

That sounds perfect paired with Jelly's semi-auto idea

[BobSevenSevens]

Official best engi misc 2013 (the game seems quite fun also)

[Mr. Jelly]

Now, how would you guys think the gun would work, as in damage, clip size, rate of fire, reload speed, etc.


I need some numbers, people

[Anti-Block]

Please, no assault soldiers
SMG snipers are bad enough

pssh, i haven't been killed by an smg in months

it's all about jarate no-scopes

[Bahamut]

it's all about jarate no-scopes

Yeah this

[BlockoCrafter]

Now, how would you guys think the gun would work, as in damage, clip size, rate of fire, reload speed, etc.


I need some numbers, people

1:

each bullet does 25 damage, 45 on crits.

2:

10 bullet clip

3:
Firing speed of the Pistol I guess.
4:

when solider reloads he kinda fumbles the new ammo magazine/clip whatever.

So I guess 3-4 seconds?

pssh, i haven't been killed by an smg in months

it's all about jarate no-scopes

I use SMG way more than Jarate, but that may change when I get my hands on Strange Jarate.

[Menen]

FUghashgshgags I need to find someone who wants my Strange Festive Mackerel :C

[Mr. Jelly]

And as for appearance, how about the lesser known variety of firearms, like the MAS-49?