Poll

HOW'S THE INFERNO?

IT'S FIRE
79 (68.7%)
IT'S A DUMPSTER FIRE
36 (31.3%)

Total Members Voted: 115

Author Topic: Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!  (Read 2832175 times)

whaaaaa?
It may have been someone behind it, but my ball flew in the direction of the sentry, and stunned something.

Soda Popper needs to be fixed












Like seriously look at that who fixes a gun with elastic bands and a loving soda can

Jesus scout you've got a loving engineer on your team you dumb bostonian think for like 5 seconds about something besides Ms. Pauling's tits



Also it's a loving stupid weapon

think for like 5 seconds about something besides Ms. Pauling's tits
You made my day.

>that moment when you realize the medic achievement 'you'll feel a little prick' is a joke implying that the scout is a 'little prick'

Also it's a loving stupid weapon

Hey no it's pretty cool

> use three refined
> archimedes
> use key
> modest pile of hats
> play on server
> randomly receive (non-vintage) vintage merryweather

today was a good day.

Hey no it's pretty cool

Minicrits

Buff Banner: You or a teammate managed to stay alive long enough to deal 600 damage, and now is making you/themselves the center of attention
Direct Hit airshot: You hit someone knocked in the air by an explosion
Buffalo Steak Sandvich: Take minicrits and use only your melee on the slowest loving class in the game
Flying Guillotine: Hit someone from long range with an odd projectile
Jarate: Despite the forgethuge splash radius, you only get one of these every 12 or so seconds and you actually have to aim somewhat
Reserve Shooter: Somewhat easy as Pyro, but gimps you in Pyro vs Pyro fights, and somewhat difficult for Soldier
Fan-o-War: Hit someone with a melee weapon that deals 3 damage. As a Scout
Crit-o-Cola: Become even more frail of a Scout
Cow Mangler 5000: 2 shot's damage > minicrit damage + afterburn damage that takes up all 5 shots
Shooting a GRU Heavy: He overextended/you caught him by surprise
Shooting a Rescue Ranger hauling Engy: Engy carrying a building fighting an enemy. Dead either way, minicrits just make it quicker
Charge n Targe: Charging forward in a very predictable straight line every 12 seconds and removing the Demo's most spammable and powerful weapon
Splendid Screen: You really fail as a Splendid Screen Demoknight if you manage to minicrit someone
Compression blast reflect: If a Soldier and a Demo just sit there feeding you rockets/nades, then they deserve it. If you reflect an arrow, then you deserve it
Detonator: Wow, a whole 11 damage increase!
Sydney Sleeper: Dead enemy > pissed on enemy
Soda Popper: You walked for 13 seconds, here, have free minicrits


Soda Popper: You walked for 13 seconds, here, have free minicrits
Scouts are pushovers no matter what class you use.

Soda popper + critacola + boston basher
Red bloody death
Also might kill you

Baby Faces Blaster + Crit-a-Cola = Sanic

Baby Faces Blaster + Crit-a-Cola = Sanic
+ pan
Fastest annoying scout

Scouts are pushovers no matter what class you use.
are you serious or



Jesus scout you've got a loving engineer on your team you dumb bostonian think for like 5 seconds about something besides Ms. Pauling's tits
more like the announcers raunchy saggy tits

The wiki added the rest of Wheatley's lines and i listened to all of those-- errgh i really wish i had an Ap-Sap, it would give me a better reason to try to learn how to play Spy

Spy's a difficult class for me to learn :(