Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!

[BlockoCrafter]

I don't understand why everyone's like OLOLOL MAD MILK IS SPEEERRRRM


Mad Milk doesn't even have the same consistency as semen

Everyone's perverted enough to think that any white liquid is semen. It probably also has to do with the fact that jarate is piss.

[Ad Bot]

[Boston Terrier]

(crates)

I would like a 39 (or any other crate from the 30s), if you could gladly GIVE ME IT (or them).
Also, am I cool yet?

[Freeze]

I don't understand why everyone's like OLOLOL MAD MILK IS SPEEERRRRM


Mad Milk doesn't even have the same consistency as semen

'non-milk substance'
What else is it gonna be? Paint?

[.:FancyPants:.]

I would like a 39 (or any other crate from the 30s), if you could gladly GIVE ME IT (or them).

my brother's going to trade a lot of his much older crates ~10-20s that he's had forever soon, so then i'll have more than 40 crates in total (and need to get rid of the rest) and so sure.

[Boston Terrier]

my brother's going to trade a lot of his much older crates ~10-20s that he's had forever soon, so then i'll have more than 40 crates in total (and need to get rid of the rest) and so sure.

Ok, you can easily find my steam from the picture.

'non-milk substance'
What else is it gonna be? Paint?

Melted ice cream.
 

[Mr. Jelly]

Directly from the TF2 wiki

(the official one)

Mad Milk supposedly came from cows infused with "sweet, wholesome thermonuclear radiation".

And besides, think about how much "milk" there is in a single jar of Mad Milk

Unless Mann Co. sells testicle enhancement pills, Scout would have to spend every minute of his day wanking to fill just one jar.

And Scout works all day fighting, 364 days out of the year.

Unless it's not just Scout's semen, in which case, all I have to say is Wow Scout you loving whore

[BlockoCrafter]

Unless Mann Co. sells testicle enhancement pills,

Weeeelllll, they did sell bladder enhancement pills...

[Mr. Jelly]

I'm pretty sure that you could tell if Scout had giant balls with the way he runs all day long

Audibly

[BlockoCrafter]

I'm pretty sure that you could tell if Scout had giant balls with the way he runs all day long

Audibly

I'm not against the mutant cow idea, I'm just stating the fact.

[Mr. Jelly]

I am also stating the fact

[Mr.jacksaunt]

or you could market garden him like a pro.

(but seriously stock + gunboats + escape plan is the way to go imo)

This is a pretty good loadout. Is the stock RL better for rocket jumping?

[BlockoCrafter]

This is a pretty good loadout. Is the stock RL better for rocket jumping?

Stocket launcher is the same thing.
But the original fires through the middle of your screen, which depending on the situation, can be useful.

[naturemon]

This is a pretty good loadout. Is the stock RL better for rocket jumping?

It makes no difference, and I prefer a shotgun over gunboats, to me, I don't get hit enough for the health difference from rocket jumping to be enough to get rid of another weapon.

Stocket launcher is the same thing.
But the original fires through the middle of your screen, which depending on the situation, can be useful.

Damn you.

[BlockoCrafter]

Strange Equalizer, or Strange Escape Plan?
Personally, I get more kills on Equalizer, but Escape Plan saved my life more times.

[Freeze]

Honestly, not including the rocket jumper the cow mangler is probably the best for rocket jumping just based on the fact that it has five rockets, it's just its other downsides sort of negate that which makes it one of the lesser rocket launchers (though personally I'd say it's better than the liberty launcher).

Strange Equalizer, or Strange Escape Plan?
Personally, I get more kills on Equalizer, but Escape Plan saved my life more times.

For sure Escape Plan, way more useful. :D

It makes no difference, and I prefer a shotgun over gunboats, to me, I don't get hit enough for the health difference from rocket jumping to be enough to get rid of another weapon.

Yeah it's completely a play-style choice. I personally play quite aggressive (plus I'm not amazing at soldier) so I get hit a decent amount. I also like rocket jumping a lot so yeah.

It's of those complete side-grade choices where they are both tailored to playstyles rather than one being better than the other definitively.