Author Topic: My door is haunted (SCARY)  (Read 2070 times)

Solution: Lock door  :cookieMonster:

It's just Jesus popping by to make sure you aren't doing anything bad.
Shoo Jesus, shoo!
jesus is watching me omg i am flattered

Solution: Lock door  :cookieMonster:
no lock :C


Buy one
things aren't meant to be solved with money


get your money solutions out of my face

Everything is solved with money.
Everyone is solved with money
Every problem is solved with love money

Everything is solved with money.
Everyone is solved with money
Every problem is solved with love money
yes it is but get your money solution out of my face it annoys the stuff out of me

Get a rope...tie to to the doornob and then tie it so something heavy so the door can't open

Fill your entire house with bear traps (when your parents are sleeping so they don't know) and then you can catch whoever is doing this!

Duct tape your door closed!

Happens to my brother, its just the wind, hold a metal cup against the door.


Place superglue on the doorknob. Or a precarious bucket. Filled with cat urine. Or a fake brown recluse on the doorknob. Or a shotgun rigged to go off. Or a pack of ravenous wolves.
...
Or just superglue.


Duct tape your door closed!
OK AND TAKE IT ALL OFF WHEN I NEED TO GET OUT SURE

My door sometimes closes on its own.
:(