only few remember the tale of Jetlok, our pumpkinheaded messiah
long time ago, the world was cursed with the plague of lag
far away, in some place many grids away, there was a camp, created by none other than Jetlok
He was a very boppin' hearthling, and allowed many to bop alongside Him ( but not sunny >:( )
the hearthlings thrived and siphoned the land of its resources n stuff, using their leader's knowledge
Jetlok, with his pumpkinhead held high, fought against the tyrannical lag in any way he could
but in the final battle, the lag was too much for Him, and He fell fighting
He carries all our pain, fighting the greatest menace to World 6 by Himself
however, we are forgiven
we are without smooth gameplay or happiness
however, we are forgiven
one day, the curse will be lifted. only then will He return for a second coming to bless the current generation with his infinite knowledge and swag
tl;dr lol guys i dont want to play until this lag is gone like seriously someone tell me when its gone so i can start playing again (also im haven and hearth jesus)
