Sleep Tactic For First Day Of School

[keonesan]

For the past two years at my magnet high school I have never been able to sleep on the eve of the first day of school due to excitement and stress. I would endlessly roll around in my bed until falling asleep literally half an hour before I had to go to school.

BUT NO MORE!

I woke up at 8:30 A.M. (Saturday) and now it's 2:00 A.M. (Sunday)

I intend to stay awake until 10:00 P.M. so I can fall asleep easily due to exhaustion. I'll also be able to get more work done before school starts by pulling an all nighter such as studying up on more Java which we were required to do over the summer.

Right now, I'm memorizing twenty-two important Supreme Court Cases. (ex. Morbury V. Madison Case)
Afterwards, I will refine the notes I have taken on U.S. Government/History by writing an brown townysis/summary for every chapter.
Then, I will practice programming Java with Netbeans.
Next, I will start working on a video game that I've been making in C#.
Lastly, Dark Souls: Prepare To Die until I drop.

It's the perfect plan. Except for one little thing...

I'm already yawning and I have twenty hours to go. I'm drinking a crap load of vitamin water to stay awake. Any tips?

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[Kilser]

smoke crack and go on a bindge, u wont sleep for days.

[Slate521]

[danisaac5]

drink coffee till your piss goes brown with coffee

[Jairo]

do not fap
fapping induces sleep in males

[Slate521]

do not fap
fapping induces sleep in males

With C8H10N4O2 in your system, the act of fapping stimulates the use of it, or really any exerting physical activity, therefore giving more 'energy' due to the nerves sending signals of 'be alert.'

[keonesan]

Weed, Caffeine, and Fapping.

What the forget did I just read.

[Alyx Vance]

Wait are we trying to keep him awake or make him sleep

[Kilser]

Weed, Caffeine, and Fapping.

What the forget did I just read.

i said crack weed makes u tired.

[keonesan]

Log Entry - Hour 20: Still pretty wide awake but I am getting a bit sluggish. I splashed some water on my face and chugged down another water bottle. I finished recording twenty-two supreme court cases and memorizing the jest of the cases. I also finished writing an brown townysis for chapter one on U.S. Government. Only four more chapters to go. So far so good.

I'm also starting to think I should stop taking AP classes. I passed my last one but it's starting to wear me out, even with just summer homework.

EDIT: I just realized this isn't stuff compared to when I had a sleeping disorder and was awake for four days straight. BRING IT ON forgetERS!

[Yosher]

do not fap
fapping induces sleep in males

no wonder i feel so tired all the time

[IkeTheGeneric]

no wonder i feel so tired all the time

You probably feel so tired due to all the sodium in your system.

[Col. Burton]

Or you could just go to your nearest pharmacy and buy some melatonin.

[ATKitton.]

Ill laugh if your too tired too go to sleep. stuff sucks.

[Clix]

Ill laugh if your too tired too go to sleep. stuff sucks.

lol'd