if you don't know what scp-504 is, it's a kind of tomato, that when told something that was attempting to be funny within the human hearing range, it flies at the source of the sound at different speeds depending on how funny the joke was attempting to be.
so basically, you post the result of the joke above you, depending on how funny you thought it was, and post your own.
EXAMPLE:
POSTER 1: Result: Tomato shook very violently but stopped after 20 seconds
Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
POSTER 2: Result: Tomato clocked in at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.
Spoken: Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?
etc, etc.
so yeah
i'll start
spoken: how do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? with a pumpkin patch.
