yesterday i survived a changeling attack on /tg/ station thanks to the captain and his borg friend
i was in medbay in the break room where i had no idea why i had access there
one of the chemists joins me
we talk and i tell him im not sure why my id let me in here
he asked do you think your id has maitence access
i opened a door to the tunnels to check
i went in because idk
he starts to choke me
"oh god im gonna die" i say when i should have said it over radio
i remember to turn on my suit sensors
captain and borg find me when all i can see is white
borg uses fire extinguisher to murder changeling
captain performs mouth to mouth
i pretty much bragged about it around the station