Overreacting parents

[Alyx Vance]

My dad used to feed me beer as an infant/toddler and my mother was dependent on prescription medication. Somehow, beyond all odds, I turned out somewhat average.

So you ate beer?

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[Jetlok]

So you ate beer?

yes he ate a liquid

[Alyx Vance]

yes he ate a liquid

Thats the joke.
He said that his dad FED him beer.
You don't feed a liquid.

[Wynd_Fox]

What would you call it?

[Alyx Vance]

Not feeding.
I would have said "He had me drink beer" because eating is typically eating a solid.

[mod-man]

my parents are pretty chill. they dont get angry all that much

however the past few weeks have been a drag because they've been pretty angry with each other (due to no money and whatever trouble my brothers getting into), and it really sets my mom off at times.

once me and my mom were arguing, she hit me, which made me fall back and rip the shower rod/curtain off, then she blamed me for it :c

[shyGriff]

i can't have my computer in the bedroom despite the fact that i have my iphone in said bedroom all the time and it has an internet connection

[_Rave_]

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lol bro you need to stop being so dumb

one of the possible reasons bubba cut herself is because she felt misunderstood and what you said isn't exactly helping that

[Lando The Climber]

my parents don't let me do drugs, drink alchohol, or smoke!

wowe fml!!!1!!11

[HerpaDerp]

Thats the joke.
He said that his dad FED him beer.
You don't feed a liquid.

that's like saying breastfeeding is when the baby eats the breast

[_Rave_]

my parents are pretty awesome, they usually do know what's best for me

[mr sheepie]

my parents don't let me do drugs, drink alchohol, or smoke!

that sucks.

[carolcat]

my dad is a pretty cool dude but my mom can be an ass, especially when she gets mad over the dumbest of things

[Katadeus]

My parents are just fine
Recently they have been concerned over my attachment to computers. There isn't much reason though since for a while now I've made sure to stay in shape and such. The only times they notice any kind of sullen behavior from me are when they drag me around to places I don't want to go or they just don't leave me alone, and yet they interpret this as the effects of an addiction to the computer.

[ultimamax]

its a general stress reliever for some people, which isnt a good thing all-together since there are plenty of other ways to solve depression, its really becoming more of a common thing nowadays if that person has no idea how to deal w/ the pressure, and is afraid to confess

i think cutting releases endorphins