Five Good Reasons why Glass is a friend, TheOatmeal style:
*After twenty topics, he has still spelled his topic title wrongly.
*He begs people to buy him keys and then says "he makes $300 a month".
*Been Perma banned from the forums over eight times.
*Speaks with horrendous grammar even on applications or OPs.
*Ripped off Racerboy then blames him for coping other people's. Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, Glass.