Author Topic: Have to give my football jersey to a girl. :C  (Read 3413 times)



tell me how and I will!
give me all your money and then write a poem about how you feel.

give me all your money and then write a poem about how you feel.
cash or credit

cash or credit
cash, leave it in a brown paper bag on the corner of Samless and 9th.

cash, leave it in a brown paper bag on the corner of Samless and 9th.
ok, will do

So we have 2 football uniforms. Our white (away) and our red (home) jerseys. While its kinda a tradition when we have a home game, the day of the home game you wear your red jersey and you give your white (away) jersey to a girl. Problem is I don't have any girls that are close enough friends to ask to wear it. :C Ill probably end up asking this quiet girl in my English class. She was blabbing to me today asking when our home game was and how she would probably come if she didnt have a game. :C Its going to be a little out of my comfort zone but I still have a week or so to do it. Any advice?

okay, if quiet girl is actually intresting in football then props, but more than likely she just wants to talk to you.

get her when shes alone, start a conversation, and bring up the topic about the jersey, and ask her. rejection isnt bad, because it isn't likely. but if you do get rejected, dont shrug it. i've been rejected so many times now but i've also scored so many times that it doesnt matter, all because i've gone out of my comfort zone to hit on someone.

okay, if quiet girl is actually intresting in football then props, but more than likely she just wants to talk to you.

get her when shes alone, start a conversation, and bring up the topic about the jersey, and ask her. rejection isnt bad, because it isn't likely. but if you do get rejected, dont shrug it. i've been rejected so many times now but i've also scored so many times that it doesnt matter, all because i've gone out of my comfort zone to hit on someone.
Bingo! Feep's got the right idea.

okay, if quiet girl is actually intresting in football then props, but more than likely she just wants to talk to you.

get her when shes alone, start a conversation, and bring up the topic about the jersey, and ask her. rejection isnt bad, because it isn't likely. but if you do get rejected, dont shrug it. i've been rejected so many times now but i've also scored so many times that it doesnt matter, all because i've gone out of my comfort zone to hit on someone.
And he always has his sister if it doesn't work out.

Don't give it to a girl.

Publicly burn it as a testimony to your unyielding hatred toward humanity..
Its what I'd do.

1 Cut off your finger
2 Wrap it up tight inside it
3 Take picture
4 Quickly reattach and sew on finger
5 Give to bitchiest girl possible
6 Last day she has the uniform, show picture
7 ?????
8 Pain

Go to school, head up to the hottest girl in sight, and slam the jersey on top of her head.

1 Cut off your finger
2 Wrap it up tight inside it
3 Take picture
4 Quickly reattach and sew on finger
5 Give to bitchiest girl possible
6 Last day she has the uniform, show picture
7 ?????
8 Pain

Last time I checked, your blood flow doesn't just magically reappear when you sew something together.

Last time I checked, your blood flow doesn't just magically reappear when you sew something together.
eh, who needs blood in their fingers anyway

eh, who needs blood in their fingers anyway

who needs more than two fingers!