SPACE MARAUDERS - Deployment time

[*FacePalm*]

rape crew

This is the best idea.

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

Buy more ammo, weapons, make repairs, chat.

[*FacePalm*]

Buy more ammo, weapons, make repairs, chat, rape.

this

[Flamecannon]

i think it'd be better if we saved repair for major damage caused, but if you feel it'd be safer go ahead

[patton360]

Call in the inquisition

[xxxxkill]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[Qwepir]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

dont even acknowledge him

[Flamecannon]

status report: do we have any spaniards in our team?!

[Harm94]

i think it'd be better if we saved repair for major damage caused, but if you feel it'd be safer go ahead

Paint over the scorch marks, no one will notice.

[Tingalz]

<-- PREVIOUS UPDATE

Fully repair hull and shields.

Restock fully on ammo for current guns.

Buy one autocannon.

Replenish ammunition, repair hull points to full, buy one autocannon and jettison new crew members out the airlock

You repair HP, replenish ammo, and buy an autocannon.
You now have $889.

CURRENT SHIP:

HP: 30/30 Armor: 10/10 Shields: 10/10 6 Shrapnel Cannons(1080/1080 ammo) 4 Autocannons(480/480 ammo) 1 Autocannon(120/120) in storage

MEET CREW

rape crew

have a lovely afternoon at the space starbucks

You glance down at the datapad with the roster of new crewmembers wishing to join. You've already met one of them, Tippy, who seemed strange, but willing enough to work for your ship. You see that the remaining three could probably be found in a bar somewhere on the station.



Entering the bar, you immediately spot two of the new guys sitting at a table chatting.

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[RedGajin]

grab a chair and commence bar fight sequence 2.0

[Aces]

Go over to them and say in the most awkward accent ever:

"hhi"

[masterockets]

"I can't believe we have to hire these ugly sons a bitches"

[Harm94]

grab a chair and commence bar fight sequence 2.0

Heaven forbid the Jukebox gets smashed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AuFbqm2yDs

[Yosher]

Go over to them and say in the most awkward accent ever:

"hhi"

well we all know where that is going